By veebenjoo - 28/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
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MrFlintstone 5

pc: you wanna hook up op: sure when and where pc: WTF

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MrFlintstone 5

pc: you wanna hook up op: sure when and where pc: WTF

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MrFlintstone 5

pc: you wanna hook up op: sure when and where pc: WTF

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NitroTonicsFML 4

She obviously said "Hell yeah let's do this", then the random stranger says "Just kidding", and hangs up.

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Chinnithy 0

5 How do you know that OP is female? Coulda been a guy.

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KingGeorgeGal 12

The right person will come at the right time (:

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enonymous 8

Say yes!! Omg Omg Omg!!! if you 2 get married I can be your bridesmaid!!!!

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Tess_fml 7

Don't worry, I've never been out either..

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TheRealBruce 12

Oh heyy Brian yes indeed she is your type oh she's cite but she's not cuter than Jeffrey.

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DocBastard 38

This is not a ********** dating site, people. You people are sick, perverted weirdos.

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TheRealBruce 12

oh I'm not into dogs at all I'm more of a cat person and I must admit DocBastard you are just amazingly funny.

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randiZ25 0

usually I I'm not that nice, but Tess if that's you in the profile picture I don't see why you haven't been asked out, I'm not coming on to you just making an observation

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randiZ25 0

for anyone who doesn't get sarcasm ^ that was a joke.... considering we all know that's not really her in her profile pic.

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BigHoshJosh 0

I've never talked to a girl before..

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shrinkydinks 0

how old are you guys?

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That1GuyUNo 0

I've never even seen a girl

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Thanatos1206 0

Girl? I don't even know what word means..

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Saltime 0

Wait, are a woman and a girl the same thing? Why do they have tumors on their chests? THERE'S SO MUCH TO ANSWER.

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greenturtle2640 0

I can tell why -.-

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MrXerxes5 6

Did you say 'yes'? At least for a moment you'd have had someone.

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JesusFishTaco 5

Just prank call them back. "Is your refrigerator running?" works every time.

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jtcballoon 0

op: is your refrigerator running? pc: no op: well you better go ca- oh **** you..

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volley4eva1698 0

8 how would you call back a prank call? but good idea haha

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fijianchick 0

aww lol it's okay you'll prolly get asked out in person sooner or later

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lisha88 1

did they sound cute? I hope u have caller Id lol

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