By thebeachisthatway - 22/10/2012 18:56 - United States - Worcester

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML
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drewcat21 0

Whichever head he was thinking with it was ******* genius!

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ArielTheMermaid 17

I give him points for creativity. That's hilarious!

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jfotogs 0

Gonna lie... I wouldn't even ground him based on she sheer amount of epicness your son just executed

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PuggieKid 22

Who else got a good laugh out of this?

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MelTheGreat 23

The small head usually gets guys in trouble.

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themarshal_fml 6

62 - Are you ******** me? So It's her fault her kid did this?

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CrewBoy 10

93. The smaller head usually gets me into something. Not always trouble, but it gets me in.

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klovemachine 24

Awesome 104 :)

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Cowboy1986 4

104 it's fun to get it in

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icmandel 2

Im with 18 on this one, thats kind of awesome!!!!

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CheeseTron 15

Indeed. Bill Gates did the same exact thing.

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flockz 19

hence the name Microsoft.

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UncleMuscles 5

Microsoft uses processors made out of foreskin.

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Tezoma 28

102, I think it sounds like you're just upset because you know you could never come up with something as fantastically hilarious as OP's child.

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crazytwinsmom 25

Creativity is highly valued in many professions.

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ohSNAPyall 26

4 He's going places and pointing out the way.

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roximomma 3

This kid is awesome!!

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onlychildFTW 33

I'm surprised anyone could see it. It's probably tiny.

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379_fml 11

I wanna meet this kid.

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maronofhearts 19

Sounds like 160 is a little jealous. Being insecure is normal but attacking a kid you never met after they did something way more awesome than you ever did is going a bit too far to secure your manhood

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Startled_Toenail 21

If he was underaged doesn't it count as distributing child pornography?

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nogood9 4

I don't think the head is what he was using.

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lostcrazydiamond 10

He was using his head- it was just the smaller one.

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breathemein 10

Nogood9 nerds to start using his actually head if he didn't get that joke.....

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Futacy 29

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay smaller.

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P374RD3D 9

#48 You need to use some actually grammar.

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BlowinChronic 18

That's not a grammar issue, she simply typed something wrong. No big deal.

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maosquare 18

Well, instead of needs, she typed nerds. That is an acceptable typo. However, instead of actual, she typed actually. I don't think that is a typo.

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Purplefluff 6

And definitly NOT acceptable. SHE WILL BURN IN HELL Sarcasm used by the way

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hotPinklipstick 24

That's either pure stupidity or pure genius. Most people wouldn't have the balls to do it.

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MrBond007_fml 6

Even fewer people would have the dick.

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Michie1228 5

It'd depend on what kind of balls though, now wouldn't it?

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melonrind 8

I would have a hard time punishing him for that... It's hilarious!

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ohSNAPyall 26

By expelling him they are acknowledging that he can't top his feat. Now he has no need to. They have ensured his legacy.

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Nordah 15

Make sure to let him know that not everything the Romans did was a good idea.

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unknown_user5566 26

The Romans used a photocopier to make copies of their penis?

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gibby1235 6

37: Nah. They had scribes for that.

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Daffodilly 14

They used to draw (etch) penises around their cities. It was a sign of prosperity, similar to a graffiti peace sign.

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Nordah 15

They also used it (and at times, carvings of feet) to point towards the local brothels. Happened a lot in port cities.

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briteone 2

She's implying that his friends at school (Rome) probably egged him on

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damn_homie 2

It would have been awesome if he didn't get expelled.

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