By spreadburger - 21/11/2014 00:29 - United States - Tampa

Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML
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olpally 32

Talk to another manager who isn't a bitch like her. That's ****** up. She should be fired for that.

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cjlerch 29

I'm pretty sure that's assault. If you report that, she'll almost certainly be fired.

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olpally 32

Talk to another manager who isn't a bitch like her. That's ****** up. She should be fired for that.

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PennyLane27 32

There has to be someone she reports to- a VP, President, General Manager, Owner, etc. Most companies have a handbook that would outline what to do in a situation such as yours. She, or workers comp, should cover medical expenses. And talk to an attorney or the police or something for advice on what to do on the criminal side of things- that COULD be considered assault!! Sorry, OP! TGIF!

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niallo 23

Not might be, it IS assault. The fact that she used a weapon and broke a bone makes it worse. If I were you I'd report it to the police. She's looking at jail time.

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elusiveshame 22

Agreed. Report that to the police and press charges. Then tell her to take it up with hr, bitch.

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GoodOptions 12

It is highly unlikely that she would spend any time in jail for this.

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Digita1Fusion 7

Record would still ruin her life, company probably won't keep her if indicted.

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Rinat_fml 26

Why the hell would she do that? Time for a talk I guess! FYL

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cmchappy 25

Honestly I know I'm gona get hate for this somehow but some people like that will think it was hilarious

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cjlerch 29

I'm pretty sure that's assault. If you report that, she'll almost certainly be fired.

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emeraldisle 30

What a ****! I hope you're able to take it up with her boss.

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magickitten 26

Wow, that's awful! I'd take it up with the police..... Is she un-hinged because that is far from acceptable behaviour?

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PleasantDino 22

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PleasantDino 22

whoops... don't FML off of 2 hours of sleep people

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MrConcise 34

@24 - But I imagine it would be funnier that way.

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mollyjynxjax 28

@32: It is sometimes. Just don't comment, or you'll probably make an ass of yourself.

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may14th 26

there's always someone even higher up! good luck OP!

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BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22

Could have been worse, she could have thrown Thor's hammer at you. But seriously report her.

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17031990 20

She couldn't of thrown Thor's hammer though could she as he's the only one who can pick it up...

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Dovahkiin_1997 22

Well I mean so can anybody else who's worthy but this lady obviously wouldn't be haha

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sarah5745 41

Wow, I never knew that a HR could be such a bitch..

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spamhands1 18

Sounds like you need to find another job

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slyde32 12

sounds like the HR manager needs to find a new job

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