Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML
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Dreamsorrow93
| 24
Least it wasn't human. I'm sure that would have been more awkward.
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Welshite
| 39
That must have been rather fowl.
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Dreamsorrow93
| 24
Least it wasn't human. I'm sure that would have been more awkward.
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GodPart2
| 20
Depends on the human breast(s)
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cinskeep43
| 15
idk I think I might prefer a human breast... ya know... because of salmonella and stuff
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sarkaar
| 30
I guess human breast would be preferred if it were still attached to the anterior chest wall. And not raw.
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neeni88
| 23
If it was still attached to the anterior chest wall, then it'd definitely be raw.
And I do think it would be more preferable to be slapped with a human breast, fun even.
And I do think it would be more preferable to be slapped with a human breast, fun even.
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TM24D
| 15
Is she on hell's kitchen?
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drummerp64
| 16
Would you prefer it had been a cooked human breast?
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Welshite
| 39
That must have been rather fowl.
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Broadway_Vayne
| 32
Seems your boss got the breast of you.
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rich443
| 22
sounds like a raw deal
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Liamj774
| 36
Well OP probably hooted up a storm
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baseballbv
| 17
Try to make him fly the coop.
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blazingshot147
| 19
Uh.... Uh.... CHICKEN!
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SasquatchDeluxe
| 10
Sounds like the boss is a real turkey. I'd advise the OP to flip him the bird and fly far away before he gets goosed.
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Paco_el_Taco
| 17
Maybe if OP stopped clucking around during work he wouldn't get slapped.
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Secret_Ninjaa
| 35
What was the reason for that?
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JennaNGood
| 21
Her boss was challenging OP to a duel, clearly. He lacked gloves, hence the chicken breast.
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ElricMustang
| 23
The worst part about this is that I keep imagining this all happening in an office, which usually isn't a place for a chicken breast to be laying around...
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girI
| 20
Yeah, what kind of work place has raw chicken breasts lying around?
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iLike2Teabag
| 27
Restaurants?
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hamzor
| 5
Hell's Kitchen
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TiaBug
| 13
A deli in a supermarket
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WTF_BRAIN
| 11
What'd you do?
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olpally
| 32
Beating you with his meat... What a jerk. File a complaint.
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MaddyLannister
| 8
his meat?.. *coughs*..
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bobman51
| 15
What a 'jerk'.....
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cakefete2
| 30
Guess that's where jerk chicken comes from.
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farleytb42
| 11
i wonder what you did to deserve that
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gramirez23
| 9
He didn't "choke the chicken right"
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dont_doubt_me
| 29
Was it finger licking good?
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XxDEADMANxX
| 5
wow,just wow
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sleaves
| 26
Aaaand I am not eating at that restaurant.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Shame you don't know which restaurant it is that you need to avoid.
Now you're doomed to be forever looking at every restaurant/chicken shop with suspicious eyes and wondering if this is where the breast bashing boss works.
Now you're doomed to be forever looking at every restaurant/chicken shop with suspicious eyes and wondering if this is where the breast bashing boss works.
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
If it even is a restaurant. I picture it in an office and it's a lot funnier.
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sleaves
| 26
Good thing I don't like chicken...
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23lf
| 16
I can't even think of a situation when this makes halfway sense!
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mansfield_j
| 27
Take a whole chicken and throw it at him.