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Depends on the human breast(s)
idk I think I might prefer a human breast... ya know... because of salmonella and stuff
I guess human breast would be preferred if it were still attached to the anterior chest wall. And not raw.
If it was still attached to the anterior chest wall, then it'd definitely be raw. And I do think it would be more preferable to be slapped with a human breast, fun even.
Is she on hell's kitchen?
Would you prefer it had been a cooked human breast?
That must have been rather fowl.
Seems your boss got the breast of you.
sounds like a raw deal
Well OP probably hooted up a storm
Try to make him fly the coop.
Uh.... Uh.... CHICKEN!
Sounds like the boss is a real turkey. I'd advise the OP to flip him the bird and fly far away before he gets goosed.
Maybe if OP stopped clucking around during work he wouldn't get slapped.
What was the reason for that?
Her boss was challenging OP to a duel, clearly. He lacked gloves, hence the chicken breast.
The worst part about this is that I keep imagining this all happening in an office, which usually isn't a place for a chicken breast to be laying around...
Yeah, what kind of work place has raw chicken breasts lying around?
Hell's Kitchen
What'd you do?
his meat?.. *coughs*..
Guess that's where jerk chicken comes from.
i wonder what you did to deserve that
He didn't "choke the chicken right"
Was it finger licking good?
wow,just wow
Shame you don't know which restaurant it is that you need to avoid. Now you're doomed to be forever looking at every restaurant/chicken shop with suspicious eyes and wondering if this is where the breast bashing boss works.
If it even is a restaurant. I picture it in an office and it's a lot funnier.
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Least it wasn't human. I'm sure that would have been more awkward.
That must have been rather fowl.