Thanks a bunch

By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
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fightingkittens 39

Surprise buttsex? Oh, I'll probably get hell for this.

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sux4u121 10

I would look at this as a good thing. Sure you may have embarrased yourself but she is clearly interested in you.

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fightingkittens 39

Surprise buttsex? Oh, I'll probably get hell for this.

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fightingkittens 39

This is what happens when I'm online at 2 AM. The word vomit just comes straight out.

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lilhellian 26

But this puppy didn't see the word "vomit" in the first post... ^.^

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fightingkittens 39

* cue Zoidberg voice * Your joke was bad. And you should feel bad.

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TheRandomIndian 17

24 do you feel bad?

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seandoc 13

Just look up Suprise on Youtube, and you'll see the funniest Team Fortress 2 video ever.

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screenager5 35

...how does an innocent butt slap turn into buttsex? o.O

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fightingkittens 39

27 tried to reply to my shitty comment with a shitty comment of his own, in an apparent attempt to nullify the shittiness. Fail.

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seandoc 13

No #34, I failed to make you laugh. I didn't attempt to nullify YOUR shittiness, ********.

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screenager5 35

70- damn. you're right. guess my ignorance gave me away. >.

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sux4u121 10

I would look at this as a good thing. Sure you may have embarrased yourself but she is clearly interested in you.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Or she's clowning your ass (pardon the pun). Step wisely, brother...

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patrickalamo 47

She is laughing, step one. Now go make fun of the event with her... You two are on the same side, step two.

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amillionbucks 5

Well, now you have a free pass to smack her ass. You know what to do.

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EsotericBrent 29

Well you did leave yourself vulnerable to a surprise attack.

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a1f0sff 25

Your injured face shouldn't help either... if you got hurt.

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Tdrizzzzzly 19

This could be a hilarious, everlasting story to tell your future kids with this person : )

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Tdrizzzzzly 19

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Tdrizzzzzly 19

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Tdrizzzzzly 19

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Tdrizzzzzly 19

This could be a hilarious, everlasting story to tell your future kids with this person : )

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Tdrizzzzzly 19

This could be a hilarious, everlasting story to tell your future kids with this person : )

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