Thanks a bunch

By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 566
You deserved it 3 462

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

Surprise buttsex? Oh, I'll probably get hell for this.

I would look at this as a good thing. Sure you may have embarrased yourself but she is clearly interested in you.

Comments

Surprise buttsex? Oh, I'll probably get hell for this.

At least you saw it coming.

This is what happens when I'm online at 2 AM. The word vomit just comes straight out.

But this puppy didn't see the word "vomit" in the first post... ^.^

* cue Zoidberg voice * Your joke was bad. And you should feel bad.

24 do you feel bad?

Just look up Suprise on Youtube, and you'll see the funniest Team Fortress 2 video ever.

...how does an innocent butt slap turn into buttsex? o.O

27 tried to reply to my shitty comment with a shitty comment of his own, in an apparent attempt to nullify the shittiness. Fail.

No #34, I failed to make you laugh. I didn't attempt to nullify YOUR shittiness, shithead.

33.. You've obviously never watched porn..

70- damn. you're right. guess my ignorance gave me away. >.

Ill show ya

I would look at this as a good thing. Sure you may have embarrased yourself but she is clearly interested in you.

Or she's clowning your ass (pardon the pun). Step wisely, brother...

She is laughing, step one. Now go make fun of the event with her... You two are on the same side, step two.

Well, now you have a free pass to smack her ass. You know what to do.

Well you did leave yourself vulnerable to a surprise attack.

Your injured face shouldn't help either... if you got hurt.

This could be a hilarious, everlasting story to tell your future kids with this person : )

This could be a hilarious, everlasting story to tell your future kids with this person : )

This could be a hilarious, everlasting story to tell your future kids with this person : )

This could be a hilarious, everlasting story to tell your future kids with this person : )

This could be a hilarious, everlasting story to tell your future kids with this person : )

This could be a hilarious, everlasting story to tell your future kids with this person : )