By Wtfbruhimmovingout - 28/11/2015 02:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
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hi_there4397 18
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*Your mother's logic* "How dare you get a permanent marking on your skin! Let me give you this other permanent marking to teach you a lesson!"

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Murilirum 23

Yeah, because branding is so much cooler these days.

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lahutchins 23
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Crazy lady!!!!

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couchcat 25
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Dat name doe.

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derpina72 23

Wellllll....are you 18 or older OP?

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itsme82 18
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Your mother is a psycho.

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neepmeep 8
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She is cray cray

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higgysaurus 18
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Even in jokes, cray cray is never ok.

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Marteen75 1

It is simply lay lay to leave out the 'z' in cray cray

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SouL_WraitH 12
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wonder what's the tattoo...

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usarmywife 19
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A heart tatt that says dad

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Lalala579121 27
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Right above his ass.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

A tramp stamp that says "My Dad Rules".

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Murilirum 23

Yeah, because branding is so much cooler these days.

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Cllama 10
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all the kids are doing it!

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hi_there4397 18
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*Your mother's logic* "How dare you get a permanent marking on your skin! Let me give you this other permanent marking to teach you a lesson!"

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beeferjay 34
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certified bitch lol

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Chloe555_fml 27
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That's assault brotha!

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Miss_Chevious 37
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Does your tattoo say "Mother F*cker" ?

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Senseless_487 29
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Talk about crazy. My mom came after me with a knife when I got my first tattoo. Said she was gonna carve it out. She eventually got over it, thought. I hope your mom does, too!

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interesting33 36
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Wth? That is abuse - that is awful!

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Senseless_487 29
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Yeah, she's psycho. She wasn't successful, though. She finally accepted the fact that she couldn't control me. Didn't talk to me for a few weeks, though.

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Earths_Venus 25
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Yeah, mine screamed abuse at me for weeks about how it's permanent and I'm a useless piece of shit and an embarrassment to the family. I finally lost it and told her "it's a little bit less permanent than having two kids with a man you didn't love and cheated on"... That shut her up real quick.

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skeletalman 11
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World's most savage motherfucker right here

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Senseless_487 29
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59, that's the most hardcore answer ever. You have my respect.

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nitros15 5
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Ouch that sounded kind of rough man like I get it she upset you but she's still your mom, by the sound of your story she pretty much raised the two of you alone.. Cut her a bit of slack

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Senseless_487 29
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Her mom didn't do anything to earn respect or slack by calling her a useless piece of shit, or an embarrassment. I'd say her response was well warranted.

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beeferjay 34
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don't tell her about the drunken goat orgy then...

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leogachi 15

@10 Plot twist: Mom hosted the orgy.

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