Crazy lady!!!!

Dat name doe.

Wellllll....are you 18 or older OP?

Your mother is a psycho.

She is cray cray

Even in jokes, cray cray is never ok.

It is simply lay lay to leave out the 'z' in cray cray

wonder what's the tattoo...

A heart tatt that says dad

Right above his ass.

A tramp stamp that says "My Dad Rules".

Yeah, because branding is so much cooler these days.

all the kids are doing it!

*Your mother's logic* "How dare you get a permanent marking on your skin! Let me give you this other permanent marking to teach you a lesson!"

certified bitch lol

That's assault brotha!

Does your tattoo say "Mother F*cker" ?

Talk about crazy. My mom came after me with a knife when I got my first tattoo. Said she was gonna carve it out. She eventually got over it, thought. I hope your mom does, too!

Wth? That is abuse - that is awful!

Yeah, she's psycho. She wasn't successful, though. She finally accepted the fact that she couldn't control me. Didn't talk to me for a few weeks, though.

Yeah, mine screamed abuse at me for weeks about how it's permanent and I'm a useless piece of shit and an embarrassment to the family. I finally lost it and told her "it's a little bit less permanent than having two kids with a man you didn't love and cheated on"... That shut her up real quick.

World's most savage motherfucker right here

59, that's the most hardcore answer ever. You have my respect.

Ouch that sounded kind of rough man like I get it she upset you but she's still your mom, by the sound of your story she pretty much raised the two of you alone.. Cut her a bit of slack

Her mom didn't do anything to earn respect or slack by calling her a useless piece of shit, or an embarrassment. I'd say her response was well warranted.

don't tell her about the drunken goat orgy then...

@10 Plot twist: Mom hosted the orgy.