Intimacy: Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am,...

By saddude - 04/03/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML

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jackaaa 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:01

Hahaha. Clearly you are not a stud.

shadydogman 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:07

S-ex T-urned U-pside D-own

jackaaa 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:01

Hahaha. Clearly you are not a stud.

drewbreesdat 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 5:10

zing

theking12369 0

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Saturday 22 May 2010 7:06

lmao roflmao roflcopter

Jojo08_fml 0

Saturday 11 August 2012 2:25

marty me

Nederlander95 14

Wednesday 13 November 2013 5:36

That was a sarcastic statement...

shadydogman 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:07

S-ex T-urned U-pside D-own

amerrah 4

Thursday 18 March 2010 5:42

Cant spell stud without s-t-d. THAT was a zing.

matt5217 4

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Thursday 15 April 2010 2:29

that was a zing

TOMTHEMITCH 0

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Wednesday 18 May 2011 5:21

if told her ur a stud then ur a std without her! good luck getting to round 2 buddy =P

keke_fml 0

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Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:18

lol how cocky of you

123sploosh 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:27

marry me.

ilikepie789 0

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Sunday 9 May 2010 5:58

lol

theking12369 0

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Saturday 22 May 2010 7:08

yes very "cocky"

awesomesauceninj 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 13:44

win ^^^^

robotiick 12

Saturday 16 April 2011 6:29

some1 didn't get a 5 dollar ft long lol

PenultimateTaco 14

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Thursday 10 October 2013 13:57

cliterally

hk_fml 9

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Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:21

ahahahahahaha you definitely deserved that one

whattheeff 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:35

sorry but.. OWNED.

iammeanttolive 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:46

Aw. Maybe next time.

OMGhi2YOU 0

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Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:47

stud....more like dud....

fermata 0

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Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:48

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Tucatz 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:51

A bit of advice for all you would-be studs out there: either go down on her or use your fingers or a vibe on her before you penetrate her and try to give her at least one orgasm first. If nothing else, when you're pumping away try to hold back until you're sure that she's come at least once. If you feel yourself getting a little too close to the edge to hold back, think about the repairs that you need to do to your car or something equally non-sexy to throw you off for a few, then build back up to that point again. Follow these words and you won't be told something like this.

genius_man16 0

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Monday 29 June 2009 16:37

Wanna write a book about it? Damn, i think you took this a little too seriously. I agree with #21, just b/c she didn't cum doesn't mean it's the OP's fault. Maybe she faked her orgasm? Maybe she just layed there like a fish the whole time? Maybe next time don't assume so much.