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About May14th
I love my bed and my puppy
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May14th's favorite FMLs

Epic_failz tells us more.

There are no cameras in that place...at all, its stupid as hell, but there is not a single camera in there.

lolcat97 tells us more.

I'm the OP, and I'm glad this got published! For those wondering, it is a fake tree. And it was actually because of my laziness that I had her take it down because I never got around to it. That is when she came up with her "brilliant" idea to cover it with Valentine's Day decorations, which my parents did not seem too impressed with haha.