Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML
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DestinyNiya
| 33
Hey, Satan! :D
Good to know you exist!
Good to know you exist!
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DoomTetra
| 6
Only in japan
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cailey1234567890
| 24
There was doubt?
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cjwayy
| 22
What does this have to do with Japan?
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Well #43, the OP (aka Satan) is from Japan.
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tonyfan00
| 38
Really?
REALLY?
That's just being an @$$hole right there, Comment 1.
REALLY?
That's just being an @$$hole right there, Comment 1.
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Martnikk
| 15
In Japan it's considered intimate to adress someone by their first names
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worldclassrager
| 39
I think just sticking with dad would be better...
I can hear it now my dad's name is Satan
I can hear it now my dad's name is Satan
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thevelociraptor
| 31
Or mom, there is no gender icon.
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SMHsohard
| 22
Unless he was dyslexic, then it would be Santa
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DogeMan
| 14
Just tell him what ur real name is and that's solves everthing!
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almightyteapot
| 8
It's actually your - ur doesn't mean anything. Well, it probably does in some real or made up language, but not in English. Also, that* solves everything, thats's doesn't solve anything.
But I'll forgive you because you like turtles. Turtles are awesome.
But I'll forgive you because you like turtles. Turtles are awesome.
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almightyteapot
| 8
Oh, how did I miss everthing? It's everything, sweetie :) Don't worry, you'll get there someday!
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cryssycakesx3
| 22
chill out. he shortened a word and made a few typos. nobody cares, it really isn't a big deal.
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DropTheDaggerxx
| 31
Correcting spelling every once in a while is fine... nitpicking shortened words (that are widely used & accepted online) while being condescending to boot is not fine, 32.
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Oyas12
| 14
You know, as long as it doesn't take someone 2 minutes to read 1 sentence, it's perfectly fine. If I made a mistake, that just proves my point :).
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Kordellf
| 8
That sounds like one hell of a household!
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Silently1479
| 5
Black Butler reference maybe?
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brookenicolee29
| 27
That's when you call him Satan's Spawn
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mkstar13
| 13
Just tell him your real name
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silvercamaro
| 22
OP's son seems gullible enough for this issue to be resolved quickly, I agree #6
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jackel_love
| 14
agreed
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ahippienamedrae
| 10
If it's Stan, it'll be close.
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ChristianH39
| 30
On the bright side, OPs brother is the coolest uncle ever
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hereicomment
| 18
You must have a hell of a son!
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PoisonOrchid
| 21
One hell of a brother, also!
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Nyx7
| 24
But no hell of a butler, so sad
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saraitkddh
| 47
catch this in a video, this is going to be a funny story later in the future
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IAmJad
| 18
I would've beat my brother's ass.
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Godsofdracos
| 15
Seriously? Little over the top don't you think?
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steveykinz0967
| 16
Did he convince him that your wife was hitler?
Good to know you exist!