Only in japan

There was doubt?

What does this have to do with Japan?

Well #43, the OP (aka Satan) is from Japan.

Really? REALLY? That's just being an @$$hole right there, Comment 1.

In Japan it's considered intimate to adress someone by their first names

Or mom, there is no gender icon.

Unless he was dyslexic, then it would be Santa

It's actually your - ur doesn't mean anything. Well, it probably does in some real or made up language, but not in English. Also, that* solves everything, thats's doesn't solve anything. But I'll forgive you because you like turtles. Turtles are awesome.

Oh, how did I miss everthing? It's everything, sweetie :) Don't worry, you'll get there someday!

chill out. he shortened a word and made a few typos. nobody cares, it really isn't a big deal.

Correcting spelling every once in a while is fine... nitpicking shortened words (that are widely used & accepted online) while being condescending to boot is not fine, 32.

You know, as long as it doesn't take someone 2 minutes to read 1 sentence, it's perfectly fine. If I made a mistake, that just proves my point :).

Black Butler reference maybe?

OP's son seems gullible enough for this issue to be resolved quickly, I agree #6

agreed

If it's Stan, it'll be close.

On the bright side, OPs brother is the coolest uncle ever

One hell of a brother, also!

But no hell of a butler, so sad

Seriously? Little over the top don't you think?