By Amithatevil - 29/08/2014 12:35 - Japan - Kawasaki

Today, my brother told my 3 year-old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML
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cjwayy 22

What does this have to do with Japan?

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False_Stupidity 41

Well #43, the OP (aka Satan) is from Japan.

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tonyfan00 38

Really? REALLY? That's just being an @$$hole right there, Comment 1.

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Martnikk 15

In Japan it's considered intimate to adress someone by their first names

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worldclassrager 39

I think just sticking with dad would be better... I can hear it now my dad's name is Satan

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SMHsohard 22

Unless he was dyslexic, then it would be Santa

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DogeMan 14

Just tell him what ur real name is and that's solves everthing!

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almightyteapot 8

It's actually your - ur doesn't mean anything. Well, it probably does in some real or made up language, but not in English. Also, that* solves everything, thats's doesn't solve anything. But I'll forgive you because you like turtles. Turtles are awesome.

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IHaveThePower 16

I don't think Latin-based grammar rules are meant to apply to text slang that derived from an era where you got charged by the letter.

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almightyteapot 8

Oh, how did I miss everthing? It's everything, sweetie :) Don't worry, you'll get there someday!

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cryssycakesx3 22

chill out. he shortened a word and made a few typos. nobody cares, it really isn't a big deal.

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

Correcting spelling every once in a while is fine... nitpicking shortened words (that are widely used & accepted online) while being condescending to boot is not fine, 32.

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Oyas12 14

You know, as long as it doesn't take someone 2 minutes to read 1 sentence, it's perfectly fine. If I made a mistake, that just proves my point :).

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silvercamaro 22

OP's son seems gullible enough for this issue to be resolved quickly, I agree #6

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ahippienamedrae 10

If it's Stan, it'll be close.

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ChristianH39 30

On the bright side, OPs brother is the coolest uncle ever

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PoisonOrchid 21

One hell of a brother, also!

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saraitkddh 47

catch this in a video, this is going to be a funny story later in the future

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Godsofdracos 15

Seriously? Little over the top don't you think?

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steveykinz0967 16

Did he convince him that your wife was hitler?

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