Hey, Satan! :D Good to know you exist!

Only in japan

There was doubt?

What does this have to do with Japan?

Well #43, the OP (aka Satan) is from Japan.

Really? REALLY? That's just being an @$$hole right there, Comment 1.

In Japan it's considered intimate to adress someone by their first names

I think just sticking with dad would be better... I can hear it now my dad's name is Satan

Or mom, there is no gender icon.

Unless he was dyslexic, then it would be Santa

Just tell him what ur real name is and that's solves everthing!

It's actually your - ur doesn't mean anything. Well, it probably does in some real or made up language, but not in English. Also, that* solves everything, thats's doesn't solve anything. But I'll forgive you because you like turtles. Turtles are awesome.

Oh, how did I miss everthing? It's everything, sweetie :) Don't worry, you'll get there someday!

chill out. he shortened a word and made a few typos. nobody cares, it really isn't a big deal.

Correcting spelling every once in a while is fine... nitpicking shortened words (that are widely used & accepted online) while being condescending to boot is not fine, 32.

You know, as long as it doesn't take someone 2 minutes to read 1 sentence, it's perfectly fine. If I made a mistake, that just proves my point :).

That sounds like one hell of a household!

Black Butler reference maybe?

That's when you call him Satan's Spawn

Just tell him your real name

OP's son seems gullible enough for this issue to be resolved quickly, I agree #6

agreed

If it's Stan, it'll be close.

On the bright side, OPs brother is the coolest uncle ever

You must have a hell of a son!

One hell of a brother, also!

But no hell of a butler, so sad

catch this in a video, this is going to be a funny story later in the future

I would've beat my brother's ass.

Seriously? Little over the top don't you think?

Did he convince him that your wife was hitler?