Kids: Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty...

By blueheron93 - 13/11/2010 14:25 - Germany

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 05:01 - United States

Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML

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By compulsiveliarssaytheylikeme - 18/09/2014 01:37 - United States - Sayre

Today, I found out that the only girl who's ever called me cute or handsome is actually a compulsive liar. FML

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By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By jts - 20/02/2016 09:55 - United States - Asheville

Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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Fortuitous 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:53

Family is the best because they always tell the truth.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 13 November 2010 21:05

Mm that's some sexy lungs, babe. Girl, I got an x Ray back at my place, you wanna see my 8 inch liver?

Comments

oreoreo 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:43

I can't stop laughing... XD

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 13 November 2010 20:16

Op, don't feel bad. Hardly any boys call me pretty either... :)

xFalzz 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 20:43

I find you pretty, 17. ;o

MasterE56 4

Saturday 13 November 2010 23:07

hahaha

flyersfan365 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 23:16

don't worry ugly people make the world go round

jpest17 5

Sunday 14 November 2010 6:08

post picture let us decide.

FatMan23 10

Wednesday 1 June 2011 7:33

# 1, Du bist eine komplette Schwanz. (I'm not overly good with grammar, my German teacher hates me for it.) (And yes, I intentionally made it informal)

courtnoob 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:30

17 = WIN

HentaiBunny 4

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:45

LOL fyl.

DarkPrince_fml 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:46

You got some nice **** on topic I just favorited this fml

Asstastic4 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:50

Rawr.

josev37 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 7:07

2:****=win. 'nuff said

iwuvwolfz 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:07

lol I hope you at least know that hentai is anime ****...

Morgansayshi 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:45

Harsh!

aaaahh 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 20:34

sharsh!

DaleksAreEpic 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 7:49

Marsh!

hayyj 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:46

darn sister... lol

b_anhero 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:49

you're pretty.

Judus_beej 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:51

beauty is in the eye of the beholder. just kidding your fugly.

funzcpl 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 20:12

oh wow! lol! that's awesome

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 13 November 2010 20:18

Your pretty when I'm drunk(;

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 13 November 2010 20:58

Beer holder.

SMD_emilyy 1

Saturday 13 November 2010 21:10

It's you're*

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 13 November 2010 21:12

Yeah yeah(:

Judus_beej 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 4:31

thanks for the correction. I have terrible grammar.

C6Racer 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 7:34

Nice, SMD. Corrected two birds with one stone. Wait, how does that one go again?

Fortuitous 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:53

Family is the best because they always tell the truth.

mintcar 9

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:55

Aw, I'm so sorry. I'm sure you're beautiful. Attempt #576465786

Judus_beej 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:57

why don't you tell her she's beautiful on the inside? like her intestines and lungs or something.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 13 November 2010 21:05

Mm that's some sexy lungs, babe. Girl, I got an x Ray back at my place, you wanna see my 8 inch liver?

jvstin360 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 21:09

damn 29 your ******* funny :D

luvyah 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 3:30

u never no...

mintcar 9

Sunday 14 November 2010 4:21

You guys are silly, haha.

C6Racer 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 7:37

Yea, 49, I always yes...

Biebz4Lyf10 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 22:19

bahahahahaha 29 sooo fuking hilarious!!

Randomlyscrm13 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:56

Hahaha maybe its time u get out of the house and stop letting your lil bro hit on you

sectator 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 1:40

Nice one

woopsy 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 20:08

oh shut up! ur probably not as ugly as me. boys dont cant talk to me, nonetheless call me pretty.... im 19.but on the otherhand my little brother always tells the truth and he constantly reminds me of how unpretty i am.