By Lady Douche of Asscrackington - United States - Watertown
Today, during a family dinner, my 5-year-old son excitedly told everyone that I let him use my "douche" last week. My parents glared at me in anger and horror, and only after they left did I find out that his brother had told him that's what my loofah is called. FML
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  addioty  |  19

Haha it's hard having three. . . rowdy twin brothers and an adopted sister :) It gets annoying and aggravating but you can't help but love them despite that.

  TwistedCherub1  |  15

Of course siblings fight and tell you lies; that's what they're for. But no one has your back like siblings. My siblings have been with me since I was a kid, know all the best and worst of me, and still stick by me. Being the oldest, by 12 years, I will always be there when they need me, even though I tortured them sometimes.

  hcollins1  |  18

Are y'all surprised that the one that says its funny is a 12 year old? Hopefully soon he will also realize he absolutely looks stupid without a shirt. Guys that workout that take shirtless pics, looks douchy but can get away with it more than boys his size.