Animals: Today, I was finishing up my art project that was due the next...

By Meow - 15/09/2009 13:21 - Singapore

Today, I was finishing up my art project that was due the next day. I was really tired and fell asleep on my table. Three hours later, I woke up to find my project torn to bits. I went out and saw my cat vomitting out feathers and other materials I used for my project. FML

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By I'm Trading Up For A Dog - 14/12/2014 20:28 - Finland - Pori

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 00:12 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, after working like a caffeine-fuelled thunderstorm for 9 hours straight on an art project, my 2 friends informed me that it was due next week. I slept for 10 hours, and then went to my class without my project, thinking I lucked out in the long run. Clearly not, as it was due today. FML

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Everyone's a critic

By rc2981 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia - Perth

Today, artwork that I had been working on for months was destroyed, leaving me almost in tears. The culprit? A lonely pigeon who'd got into the room and shat all over it. FML

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The gift

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By grosssss - 01/01/2010 13:03 - Australia

Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2018 11:30 - United States - Bronx

Today, my cat peed on my long-term project so I had to stay up until 4 am doing the whole thing again... just for it to fall in the train tracks. FML

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Stomach bug?

By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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Wake up Boo

By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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By anonymous - 11/03/2010 19:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML

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Signs of distress

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML

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padlarf 14

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:27

Your cat ate your homework?:D

DrunkenValor 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:33

YDI for stealing your cats prey for your modern art project.

Comments

visage 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:26

YDI for having a cat.

bigcrazymike 6

Tuesday 15 September 2009 23:39

agreed

MsTs1 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 20:05

kill the cat.. YDI for having pets, pets are useless to have

edible1 0

Monday 21 September 2009 3:27

YD! for living in Singapore. lol.

bezach 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 2:42

I own a wildcat...it hurts so much

jetsy1234 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:18

you have a dog lol

padlarf 14

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:27

Your cat ate your homework?:D

ownedurmom 1

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:56

Try explaing that!!

mycatjustfarted 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:28

YDI for having such an awesome kitty

coloradodude12 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:30

Cats can be assholes.

drkwlf 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:30

You were making action figures out of dead birds weren't you.

Mr_Tuff_Guy 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:31

YDI for not feeding your cat.

DrunkenValor 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:33

YDI for stealing your cats prey for your modern art project.

Lobotomy_Girl 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:38

The great thing about art is that you're clever enough, you can BS some sort of concept as to why it looks like it's been eaten by kitty. ;)

nateduh 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:47

ydi bcuz no adult should have feathers in any art project.

Six_and_the_Moon 3

Wednesday 16 September 2009 4:22

YTTWROOMM

Sigilwen 24

Thursday 21 August 2014 0:12

Wth #70?

plexico 3

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:47

If you want to keep a cat AND study art, you must switch to baths as a medium. Cats hate baths. Use the Cialis ads as inspiration, but don't be a plagiarizing hack.