Miscellaneous: Today, I found out the hard way that if you leave your sheets...

By spider-sarah - 08/10/2016 09:35 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out the hard way that if you leave your sheets on the washing line too long, spiders will go and make their new home in them. FML

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ElectricEffect 13

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Monday 24 October 2016 9:54

I don't understand how this isn't common sense...

CheekyRaccoon 27

Monday 24 October 2016 9:31

Well, if you wait long enough it'll become silky smooth. Who doesn't want silky smooth sheets?

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Monday 24 October 2016 9:03

Maybe you should invest in a dryer

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Monday 24 October 2016 11:29

Not everyone has the money or the space. And if they are renting, they might not even be allowed to buy an appliance like that.

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Tuesday 25 October 2016 4:44

I have a dryer but prefer to hang my clothes because there is no point in wasting electricity when I don't have to.

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Monday 24 October 2016 9:03

No choice now but to set your clothes, your clothes line, and backyard on fire.

ArcaneBullshit 21

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Monday 24 October 2016 9:09

Then you have to burn the sheets!! Only logical response in my opinion

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Monday 24 October 2016 9:20

burn it

bigbluetardis 21

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Monday 24 October 2016 9:24

Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbu.. spiders bite

exergency 17

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Monday 24 October 2016 9:27

I did that once, and I thought there was a possum (Australia's version of a raccoon) sitting in the fitted sheet. So I was poking it with a broom handle... turned out it was a bundled up singlet LOL

CheekyRaccoon 27

Monday 24 October 2016 9:31

Well, if you wait long enough it'll become silky smooth. Who doesn't want silky smooth sheets?

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Monday 24 October 2016 9:43

Time to burn your sheets. And just to be safe, your bed as well.

ElectricEffect 13

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Monday 24 October 2016 9:54

I don't understand how this isn't common sense...

paskievitchjack 23

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Monday 24 October 2016 9:59

I heard of a lady that utilized birds to take care of the problem, but it didn't end well...

gerolf 3

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Monday 24 October 2016 20:46

flying spiders? :0

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