Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
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zingline89
| 18
At four years old, they're bound to repeat everything they hear. Especially names being loudly screamed from behind Mommy's bedroom door.
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Cashtangoteam
| 10
I see some baby mama drama in your future
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jessimica642
| 8
Aw :(
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Cashtangoteam
| 10
I see some baby mama drama in your future
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eb0ny
| 15
Oh Lord. Sorry OP
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scottieclark
| 4
That sucks. Sue for full custody.
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KunoKanashimi
| 3
44 so...Because a toddler, who doesn't know better, made a mistake a few times, that means one has the right to take her away from her mother?
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nahgemoohc
| 17
Poor thing!! She's so confused!!:(
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downtime
| 12
You also don't "sue" for full custody...
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UnleashedKilla1
| 4
Well, what happens in Canada (referring to his location), stays in Canada.
Well, that is until it gets on FML.
Well, that is until it gets on FML.
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scottieclark
| 4
I'm sorry but if my kid didn't know my name because they clearly didn't see me enough then I would want to change that and try to get full custody of my child. It's not alway best to leave custody with the mother!
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jeob1992
| 8
Damn that sucks man i feel bad for ya...
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thiscrazything
| 1
Don't take it to heart, it really means nothing, it is perfectly normal for a child of that age to mix up names. It has absolutely nothing to do with how much she will always love you, her one and only father.
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zombicidal
| 11
but you would think she would call her father dad or daddy or some variation and not Greg
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daftPunKt
| 4
I have a feeling you were a lousy father to begin with. But who knows.
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Superstitious
| 6
I suggest a more memorable name. Like Bones Malone, or Balls Fondleman
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BeaterOfTheDrums
| 15
Scrotie McBoogerballs?
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brown4lifejot
| 1
This kinda confuses me...what do you mean by 3 different times :$ and i know im stupid or whatever
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ogf27
| 3
I think he means she called him the same name 3 times. Not 3 separate names.
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ladyLALAA
| 28
Or one name three separate times :)
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brown4lifejot
| 1
So i get downvoted because i asked a question? It wasn't a stupid question either
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dathan
| 14
Yes it was.
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
Maybe you should try to hang out with her more.. I mean if you can. Then this might not happen.
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jerryk
| 2
It's hard to do that especially if you only get your child every other weekend like with my father
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Savreth
| 12
kids that young don't think before they talk, my little brother is constantly calling me mom and I see him all the time
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teejayx7
| 0
Does OP mean her own new boyfriend? Haha excuse me guys i'm stupid. :0
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
OP is a male and his daughter's mom has a new boyfriend.
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nublets
| 12
11- i licked on you O.O
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
It's okay. Everyone does anyway. It's because I'm so irresistabel.
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nublets
| 12
It must be that sixty picture you have up, have you no sham?!
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Mister_Triangle
| 21
You guys dont good at spellng an stuff
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nublets
| 12
The trollings mods are about.. *loads sheep*
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sinking_fish
| 12
IQ.. Dropping... So... Fast..
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Teyros
| 24
With that face you have there your making my jaw drop :0
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
36- Who are you talking about?
23 or 25?
I think they're both excruciatingly attractive and unattainable.
23 or 25?
I think they're both excruciatingly attractive and unattainable.
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immaMonsta
| 8
Wow, you guys would probably give a grammar Nazi an overload...I wanna correct you, but I won't (:
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DocBastard
| 38
GAAAAH! What the fuck did I just read??
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philipino
| 24
What the hell was that about?
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buck33
| 14
I think this is what grammar Nazi hell is like.
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
I thought I was going crazy last night because I saw a bunch of misspelled words. Then I realized that somehow they got misspelled after they were posted because I know how to spell irresistible. Oh well, now I look dumb. :(
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nublets
| 12
Yea everyones shit was being altered so it was misspelled :/
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zingline89
| 18
At four years old, they're bound to repeat everything they hear. Especially names being loudly screamed from behind Mommy's bedroom door.
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sweetdreams20
| 0
Kitchen counter.., shower,, couch
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BBGeeks
| 5
That sucks, daddy
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Go to your room.
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twilightluvr101
| 4
No sweety, mommy sucks daddy!
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Jkolbly
| 11
Is you name hard to pronounce and his easy? (can't think of a hard to pronounce male name ATM, but let's say it's something most people can't pronounce) if your name was like that and his was bob, I think I might do the same thing.
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1happymummy
| 14
How hard to pronounce is 'daddy'?
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japtch
| 15
Lolwut?
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
So you'd call your dad by your stepdad-to-be's name because it's 'easier'? Also, you call your father by first name? Good to know.
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Giantsfann7
| 0
Maybe she calls His mom's bf daddy
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Goatinsfriend
| 8
Well she is young. Maybe just have to spend more time with her.