By crzyry - 23/02/2012 03:49 - Canada

Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
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At four years old, they're bound to repeat everything they hear. Especially names being loudly screamed from behind Mommy's bedroom door.

I see some baby mama drama in your future

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I see some baby mama drama in your future

Oh Lord. Sorry OP

That sucks. Sue for full custody.

44 so...Because a toddler, who doesn't know better, made a mistake a few times, that means one has the right to take her away from her mother?

Poor thing!! She's so confused!!:(

You also don't "sue" for full custody...

Well, what happens in Canada (referring to his location), stays in Canada. Well, that is until it gets on FML.

I'm sorry but if my kid didn't know my name because they clearly didn't see me enough then I would want to change that and try to get full custody of my child. It's not alway best to leave custody with the mother!

Damn that sucks man i feel bad for ya...

Don't take it to heart, it really means nothing, it is perfectly normal for a child of that age to mix up names. It has absolutely nothing to do with how much she will always love you, her one and only father.

but you would think she would call her father dad or daddy or some variation and not Greg

I have a feeling you were a lousy father to begin with. But who knows.

I suggest a more memorable name. Like Bones Malone, or Balls Fondleman

Scrotie McBoogerballs?

This kinda confuses me...what do you mean by 3 different times :$ and i know im stupid or whatever

I think he means she called him the same name 3 times. Not 3 separate names.

Or one name three separate times :)

So i get downvoted because i asked a question? It wasn't a stupid question either

Yes it was.

Maybe you should try to hang out with her more.. I mean if you can. Then this might not happen.

It's hard to do that especially if you only get your child every other weekend like with my father

kids that young don't think before they talk, my little brother is constantly calling me mom and I see him all the time

Does OP mean her own new boyfriend? Haha excuse me guys i'm stupid. :0

OP is a male and his daughter's mom has a new boyfriend.

11- i licked on you O.O

It's okay. Everyone does anyway. It's because I'm so irresistabel.

It must be that sixty picture you have up, have you no sham?!

You guys dont good at spellng an stuff

The trollings mods are about.. *loads sheep*

IQ.. Dropping... So... Fast..

With that face you have there your making my jaw drop :0

36- Who are you talking about? 23 or 25? I think they're both excruciatingly attractive and unattainable.

Wow, you guys would probably give a grammar Nazi an overload...I wanna correct you, but I won't (:

GAAAAH! What the fuck did I just read??

What the hell was that about?

I think this is what grammar Nazi hell is like.

I thought I was going crazy last night because I saw a bunch of misspelled words. Then I realized that somehow they got misspelled after they were posted because I know how to spell irresistible. Oh well, now I look dumb. :(

Yea everyones shit was being altered so it was misspelled :/

At four years old, they're bound to repeat everything they hear. Especially names being loudly screamed from behind Mommy's bedroom door.

Kitchen counter.., shower,, couch

That sucks, daddy

Go to your room.

No sweety, mommy sucks daddy!

Is you name hard to pronounce and his easy? (can't think of a hard to pronounce male name ATM, but let's say it's something most people can't pronounce) if your name was like that and his was bob, I think I might do the same thing.

How hard to pronounce is 'daddy'?

Lolwut?

So you'd call your dad by your stepdad-to-be's name because it's 'easier'? Also, you call your father by first name? Good to know.

Maybe she calls His mom's bf daddy

Well she is young. Maybe just have to spend more time with her.