By crzyry - 23/02/2012 03:49 - Canada

Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
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zingline89 18

At four years old, they're bound to repeat everything they hear. Especially names being loudly screamed from behind Mommy's bedroom door.

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Cashtangoteam 10

I see some baby mama drama in your future

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Cashtangoteam 10

I see some baby mama drama in your future

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eb0ny 15

Oh Lord. Sorry OP

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scottieclark 4

That sucks. Sue for full custody.

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KunoKanashimi 3

44 so...Because a toddler, who doesn't know better, made a mistake a few times, that means one has the right to take her away from her mother?

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nahgemoohc 17

Poor thing!! She's so confused!!:(

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downtime 12

You also don't "sue" for full custody...

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UnleashedKilla1 4

Well, what happens in Canada (referring to his location), stays in Canada. Well, that is until it gets on FML.

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scottieclark 4

I'm sorry but if my kid didn't know my name because they clearly didn't see me enough then I would want to change that and try to get full custody of my child. It's not alway best to leave custody with the mother!

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jeob1992 8

Damn that sucks man i feel bad for ya...

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thiscrazything 1

Don't take it to heart, it really means nothing, it is perfectly normal for a child of that age to mix up names. It has absolutely nothing to do with how much she will always love you, her one and only father.

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zombicidal 11

but you would think she would call her father dad or daddy or some variation and not Greg

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daftPunKt 4

I have a feeling you were a lousy father to begin with. But who knows.

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Superstitious 6

I suggest a more memorable name. Like Bones Malone, or Balls Fondleman

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Scrotie McBoogerballs?

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brown4lifejot 1

This kinda confuses me...what do you mean by 3 different times :$ and i know im stupid or whatever

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ogf27 3

I think he means she called him the same name 3 times. Not 3 separate names.

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ladyLALAA 28

Or one name three separate times :)

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brown4lifejot 1

So i get downvoted because i asked a question? It wasn't a stupid question either

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dathan 14

Yes it was.

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DontClickOnMe 28

Maybe you should try to hang out with her more.. I mean if you can. Then this might not happen.

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jerryk 2

It's hard to do that especially if you only get your child every other weekend like with my father

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Savreth 12

kids that young don't think before they talk, my little brother is constantly calling me mom and I see him all the time

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teejayx7 0

Does OP mean her own new boyfriend? Haha excuse me guys i'm stupid. :0

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DontClickOnMe 28

OP is a male and his daughter's mom has a new boyfriend.

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nublets 12

11- i licked on you O.O

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DontClickOnMe 28

It's okay. Everyone does anyway. It's because I'm so irresistabel.

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nublets 12

It must be that sixty picture you have up, have you no sham?!

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Mister_Triangle 21

You guys dont good at spellng an stuff

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nublets 12

The trollings mods are about.. *loads sheep*

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sinking_fish 12

IQ.. Dropping... So... Fast..

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Teyros 24

With that face you have there your making my jaw drop :0

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StoryOfTheYear 14

36- Who are you talking about? 23 or 25? I think they're both excruciatingly attractive and unattainable.

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immaMonsta 8

Wow, you guys would probably give a grammar Nazi an overload...I wanna correct you, but I won't (:

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DocBastard 38

GAAAAH! What the **** did I just read??

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philipino 24

What the hell was that about?

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buck33 14

I think this is what grammar Nazi hell is like.

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DontClickOnMe 28

I thought I was going crazy last night because I saw a bunch of misspelled words. Then I realized that somehow they got misspelled after they were posted because I know how to spell irresistible. Oh well, now I look dumb. :(

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nublets 12

Yea everyones shit was being altered so it was misspelled :/

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zingline89 18

At four years old, they're bound to repeat everything they hear. Especially names being loudly screamed from behind Mommy's bedroom door.

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sweetdreams20 0

Kitchen counter.., shower,, couch

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BBGeeks 5

That sucks, daddy

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KiddNYC1O 20

Go to your room.

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twilightluvr101 4

No sweety, mommy sucks daddy!

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Jkolbly 11

Is you name hard to pronounce and his easy? (can't think of a hard to pronounce male name ATM, but let's say it's something most people can't pronounce) if your name was like that and his was bob, I think I might do the same thing.

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1happymummy 14

How hard to pronounce is 'daddy'?

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japtch 15

Lolwut?

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KeyboardWarrior 10

So you'd call your dad by your stepdad-to-be's name because it's 'easier'? Also, you call your father by first name? Good to know.

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Giantsfann7 0

Maybe she calls His mom's bf daddy

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Goatinsfriend 8

Well she is young. Maybe just have to spend more time with her.

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