Sounds like you need a visit from our great lord and savior.

Satan

The geek in me wants to correct you and say that if anything, a new Red Skull would be born, but the rest of me has beaten him up, and he's down on the ground, feeling around for his broken glasses.

The geek in me joins in your inner geek's beat down. Read the Captain America reboot. Captain America: Steve Rogers No. 1 ends with Captain America saying "Hail Hydra." (And before anybody says it's not really him, Nick Spencer, the current Cap writer has stated that it isn't a clone or affected version. This is who Captain America is (as of now).)

Looks like the geek won, huh?

I take that back, Tripartita. You are no longer the biggest geek on this post...

@2: You win.

...or he worships satan and is trying to convert her daughter, hopefully just immature.

Y'all mothafuckas need Lucifer.

So what if he is a satanist and trying to convert her? Christians do it to everyone else.

And besides, if God kills thousands of children with cancer he "works in mysterious ways", but if Satan does it he's "the devil". #doublestandards

If you actually read the doctrine of the church of Satan, they're actually pretty amazing. They preach doing whatever the fuck you want as long as you aren't screwing with other people's lives. They advocate kindness and don't judge the fuck out of everyone like Christians do.

Nope. That's actually OP's real name...

#11 it would be the same!, now wouldn't it? Op you need to open up a can of whoop *** on that brother of yours!

Hitler. Hitler is worse.

In some countries saying this in public could lead to problems. When you say the satan version people will usually think /understand you are joking