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Sounds like you need a visit from our great lord and savior.
Satan
All you have to do is replace "Satan" with "Hydra" and Boom! A new Captain America is born
The geek in me wants to correct you and say that if anything, a new Red Skull would be born, but the rest of me has beaten him up, and he's down on the ground, feeling around for his broken glasses.
The geek in me joins in your inner geek's beat down. Read the Captain America reboot. Captain America: Steve Rogers No. 1 ends with Captain America saying "Hail Hydra." (And before anybody says it's not really him, Nick Spencer, the current Cap writer has stated that it isn't a clone or affected version. This is who Captain America is (as of now).)
@2: You win.
Sounds like your brother is a little too immature to babysit your daughter.
...or he worships satan and is trying to convert her daughter, hopefully just immature.
Y'all mothafuckas need Lucifer.
So what if he is a satanist and trying to convert her? Christians do it to everyone else.
If you actually read the doctrine of the church of Satan, they're actually pretty amazing. They preach doing whatever the **** you want as long as you aren't screwing with other people's lives. They advocate kindness and don't judge the **** out of everyone like Christians do.
Aww she makes such a cute little demon. Keep an eye out for goat heads and pentagrams.
Am I correct in presuming you have a similar origin story involving the words "dancing" and "tit" OP?
I think I moderated this :o
Well, at least it wasn't cussing ;P
Be glad it wasn't the H guy.
My friend once taught their nephew to say heil hitler, I'm not sure which is worse
Hitler. Hitler is worse.
In some countries saying this in public could lead to problems. When you say the satan version people will usually think /understand you are joking
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All you have to do is replace "Satan" with "Hydra" and Boom! A new Captain America is born
Aww she makes such a cute little demon. Keep an eye out for goat heads and pentagrams.