Today, my brother had a party with over 60 people in my basement. It turns out that five different couples had sex under the same comforter. The comforter was mine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, the power went out so my family all stayed together in a one room to keep warm. I was on the bed against the wall and reached my hand down, only to find my panties tucked in the side of my brother's bed. Not one pair, but two. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
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Top comments
Screwie 25
Throw it out, both brother and comforter.
ilovefall10 21
Exactly why I don't like parties.
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Comments (175)
ajeppsen 25
Than let all your friends **** hard on his bed.
apppiiee 5
Then*
ajeppsen 25
Damn I was trying to decide between than and then
alwaylistening 4
Well atleast someone had fun on your comforter.
MsConfusedd 27
When my bro throw parties, I lock my door and keep all my important things in my locked room.
lemonademixer 7
good idea!
nabee26 15
If my brother let that happen to me, I'd probably plan something really really disgusting to him in return. Eye for an eye, right?
43trauts 14
Are you saying she should have sex on his comforter?
xXxIracebethxXx 14
It was five different couples, though. Orgy time!
IcedJesus 5
Eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Acaprice14 9
You like doggy style
Irishgypsy 2
So what's the problem??
TheBloodyMuffin 2
Get some Febrezze. That'll take the smell out.
TheBloodyMuffin 2
Febreeze* I am from the UK so I'm not very familiar with American products.
greenie213 23
You spray it on stuff and it smells good. Simple as that.
TheBloodyMuffin 2
67- I understand that part. I just didn't understand how to spell it because I am British.
MerrikBarbarian 9
28- you a fursuiter by any chance? Because that's the only group I know if that thinks its ok to cover smells with fabric refresher on things which should be washed.
TheBloodyMuffin 2
84- No, not quite. I am just expressing what the OP should do if they don't have enough money to purchase a new comforter.
DQEight 8
Washed? No no no.. Burned!
zuzupetalsYO 11
Thumbs down to all of The Bloody Muffins comments. *horf
j_cat187 20
You spray a shit with fabreeze; it smells good but it's still a shit. Try acetone for all of those sexually related stains.
TheBloodyMuffin 2
136 - Thank you for being such a good sport.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Get rid of it and get a more awesome comforter.
speshlk37 13
That's not very comforting.
olpally 33
Febreeze won't solve this problem.. As mentioned above, burn the comforter! go buy a new one. That's just ******* disgusting. Your brother needs to get his ass kicked for letting that happen.
FMLoverAgain 7
That's hot. It gives your comforter a comforting aroma from all the bodily fluids
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Oh, god. *gag*
Kiki242 19
Do you like those type of smells?
lemonademixer 7
I don't think she's that desperate for love!