Intimacy, Health and Cheating: Catchy

Catchy

By Whatdoido - 25/07/2021 18:01

Today, I found out I have syphilis. I only slept with one person in my entire life, my boyfriend of 2 years. When I told him about it, he burst into tears and said, "It was one time at a company party" and "Maybe if you put some Vagisil or something, it will go away." Seriously? FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 18:20 - United States - Fresno

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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Wrap it

By Anonymous - 09/07/2020 20:02

Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

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STI TMI

By Anonymous - 17/05/2022 16:00 - United States - Cumberland

Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML

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By nosymptoms - 10/02/2012 00:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML

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Herpes goes to Monaco

By amethyst334 - 24/08/2021 18:01

Today, after receiving a negative herpes test four months ago, my doctor called me and told me it was a false negative and I’ve been living with herpes for four months. I then had to tell everyone I’ve slept with about it, and worst of all my new boyfriend broke up with me. All in one day. FML

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By anonomous - 07/02/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

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By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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Ménage à nope

By 3somer - 20/08/2017 04:29

Today, I received a text from the woman with whom my boyfriend and I recently had a threesome. After years of fantasizing, I finally experienced what it was like to be with another girl. Now we also get to experience what it's like to have gonorrhea. FML

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Fugs Smith 3

Sunday 25 July 2021 19:23

It can usually be cured with a short course of antibiotics, but get it sorted as quick as you can as it can cause serious complications. and get rid of the boyfriend NOW.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 25 July 2021 19:01

In reply to your username, run away as fast as you can! I'm surprised that idiot survived the TidePod challenge and the bleach-drinking craze. The one upside of this episode is found out definitively that you DON'T want to procreate with that one. Move along, nothing to see here.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 25 July 2021 19:01

Fugs Smith 3

Sunday 25 July 2021 19:23

It can usually be cured with a short course of antibiotics, but get it sorted as quick as you can as it can cause serious complications. and get rid of the boyfriend NOW.

WhataStrangeTripThisIs 23

Sunday 25 July 2021 21:44

Thankfully, it can be cured with antibiotics. If you were stupid enough to let it go untreated, it could lead up to brain damage and DEATH. So kinda a big deal. So yeah, make your choices. And lose the stupid cheater. It probably wasn't "just one time," he's still a cheater even if it was, he's a liar, and he's a moron. Run away and take those meds like your life counts on it! enjoy your freedom and thank modern medicine for your recovery!

superjew 8

Tuesday 27 July 2021 1:36

She never said he cheated on her, he very well could’ve had it before he even met her. However, from a legal stand point, he absolutely knew he had it, and she could sue him for assault and a few other things

Bogrbon 27

Sunday 25 July 2021 22:01

One time at a company party? He either found the skankiest ho ever, and just had really unfortunate luck (doubtful) or he’s been sleeping around the block the whole time. Get anti-biotics. If you’re in the states sic the CDC on that bastard because I thin syphilis is mandatory reporting. Don’t know how many other women he’s put at risk for permanent infertility or the like. ******* moron and ******* Bastard.