Today, my brother had a party with over 60 people in my basement. It turns out that five different couples had sex under the same comforter. The comforter was mine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, the power went out so my family all stayed together in a one room to keep warm. I was on the bed against the wall and reached my hand down, only to find my panties tucked in the side of my brother's bed. Not one pair, but two. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
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Screwie 25
Throw it out, both brother and comforter.
ilovefall10 21
Exactly why I don't like parties.
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Comments (175)
mandaabananaa 4
I'm assuming you weren't part of the 5 couples otherwise you wouldn't be so upset.
RokNRoll11 9
Well, problem: Brother Solution: put a porno mag on a stick and put it on his back so he'll run for it
DanielleinDC 34
Your brother is an ass for throwing a party in your home, presumably without your consent. He owes you the cost of damages,including a new comforter if you are so inclined. But as someone else pointed out, you do sleep in this soup every time you go to a hotel (where the comforters are not washed very often). That said, it's a difference between a few nights at a hotel and every night under the comforter under which five couples (I hope not all at once) did the nasty.
Gdude98 0
You can say sex happened here
Idfl26 0
Wait how do u know how many couple's had sex under your comforter
NomNomCookie 6
You should have joined in.
Joui_fml 11
Don't you know better? You should hide your stuff.
picklemonger 13
Was it at the same time or consecutively? LOL
animal50199 10
OP you know what time it is?! Time to buy a new comforter!
aksel1218 13
Dang