Today, my brother had a party with over 60 people in my basement. It turns out that five different couples had sex under the same comforter. The comforter was mine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, the power went out so my family all stayed together in a one room to keep warm. I was on the bed against the wall and reached my hand down, only to find my panties tucked in the side of my brother's bed. Not one pair, but two. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
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Top comments
Screwie 25
Throw it out, both brother and comforter.
ilovefall10 21
Exactly why I don't like parties.
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Enslaved 38
Last big party I threw, I had serval couples that had sex in my downstair's bathroom. I had to deal with cleaning up sticky floors and condoms left everywhere. That was my last big bash. No more! Now parties are smaller with a more selective group of friends. Some people just don't have any respect. FYL, OP.
perdix 31
Hmm, Enslaved, downstairs bathroom? That doesn't sound so good. My thinking has more to do with your back door;)
Enslaved 38
Surprisingly, what happened to my back door was fine!
perdix 31
It's amazing how WD40 can make things go so smoothly at the back door. Other lubricants can work, too.
Enslaved 38
I bet that extra virgin olive oil by your bed could tell some stories. ;)
perdix 31
It's no longer extra virgin. ;) ;) nudge-nudge :) :)
DoubleBlumpkin 4
Do we know if this sex was vaginal or anal? Makes a difference.
French_Toast_fml 3
39- You forgot oral!
daminantion 14
I thought oral was jus a pre- or post-phase? Lol, at least when given the chance on a bed.
Saucy11 1
That's awful. I'm sorry, OP.
marramrammar 2
Curious why you are not for not being invited!!
jamalamadingdong 18
I know it doesn't make your comforter any less tainted either way, but I'm curious if it was five couples at the same time, or one after the other?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
He owes you a new "bed everything" cause that's nasty. Why the hell is he throwing a party in your house? I would've been pissed!
zuzupetalsYO 11
His "basement". That means they live with mommy.
Inediblepeaches 15
Burn it.
klovemachine 24
Funny pic 32 :)
Vturiello27 0
XD SEX
TheDrifter 24
More importantly, was the comforter still on your bed at the time? Squishy memory foam mattress is not a good sign.