Today, my brother had a party with over 60 people in my basement. It turns out that five different couples had sex under the same comforter. The comforter was mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, the power went out so my family all stayed together in a one room to keep warm. I was on the bed against the wall and reached my hand down, only to find my panties tucked in the side of my brother's bed. Not one pair, but two. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
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Top comments
Screwie 25
Throw it out, both brother and comforter.
ilovefall10 21
Exactly why I don't like parties.
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Comments (175)
SwagPuppet 3
It was like a soup kitchen, happening in your bed... Delicious.
MrsSarcasm 3
1/6 of his party thought it was an orgy
Koppol 15
Sticky situation lol
sarejon1991 0
duck
Haileyscomet 0
Sounds like it's time to invest in a new comforter
Stoopid_life 2
KILL IT WITH FIRE
jujuthefroggy_fml 16
Unless they really made a big mess out of your comforter, washing machine and detergent or drycleaner are your friends. And for all people who say "burn it", each time you sleep in an hotel, there is a high probability than much more than 5 people already had sex in the same sheets, blanket and mattress that you are sleeping in. (unless hotel owners burn the used sheets instead of cleaning them....)
Grimnirwher9 21
:o A smart person! can I hug you?
Fmlsea 28
yeah but instead of just using washing powder or liquid ,they also have anti bacterial /detergents to clean the sheets with.Unless she has that at home, but would she really want to risk it ?
bman0219 4
At least someone got laid in your bed lol Jk for real that sucks bro
Fmlsea 28
ew don't even risk washing it just burn it or throw it out, or better yet get him to do it since it was his party , that is just gross .
idspud 3
Well that's comforting