Today, my brother had a party with over 60 people in my basement. It turns out that five different couples had sex under the same comforter. The comforter was mine. FML
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Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, the power went out so my family all stayed together in a one room to keep warm. I was on the bed against the wall and reached my hand down, only to find my panties tucked in the side of my brother's bed. Not one pair, but two. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
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Screwie 25
Throw it out, both brother and comforter.
ilovefall10 21
Exactly why I don't like parties.
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ilovefall10 21
Exactly why I don't like parties.
43trauts 14
Me too, you invite a bunch of people over and the next thing you know, half of those people are drunk, 1/3 of them are having sex and the other 1/3 are passed out... or peeing off the patio onto a helpless folk below.
MsConfusedd 27
I like parties.. just as long as they're at someone else's house!
SqueakyChipmunk 21
Don't let Pinkie Pie hear you say that.
eeppiicc 8
I like parties.... In my pants!!
KommanderKush420 5
14- According to you there are more people participating in these activities then there are people. You're saying that there is 1.13 people for every person there. You meant 1/4 not 1/3. If grammar Nazis were one thing, now there's math nazis :P
michaelland 3
Math nazi fail. Some of the drunk people could also be included in the group of people who are passed out or having sex.
shift_love 13
Sex to be you op
biggestfan23 11
#14 I bet that if you were in that 1/3 of people having sex you wouldn't be complaining
capper44 18
#14 no offense but #66 got a point so FYL lol
Enslaved 36
If 14 threw a party, why would he/she complain about themselves having sex in "their own home"? I don't know what you consider appropriate party behavior but the things on 14's list are not the type of party goers I want in my house. That includes stealing my CDs and breaking up my lamps.
nhuda 4
BURNNNNN THAT COMFORTER!!!!
skyeyez9 24
Its Ol Greg!
downtime 12
It's just sex...I mean, I realise there are plenty of disgusting people who will be messy and not care about what they leave behind or ruin - so if those people were the ones doing the deed then FYL. If they were clean about it, then I don't see a problem with that. You guys realise you've all sat on or touched something someone has had sex on, right? I take it none of you have any second hand furniture...
Maddidaddi 0
This has happened to me. That is why it is now called the "sex blanket".
Screwie 25
Throw it out, both brother and comforter.
rhaemese 9
I'd burn the comforter. Although the brother......
nabee26 15
2- Agreed!
Philintheblankz 14
Better yet, just do the old switcheroo. Switch your comforter with your brother's.
MsConfusedd 27
21- but who knows what happened on your brother's comforter...
xcarxcrashx 9
I dunno. There's this crazy new invention out there, washing machine. It actually washes things made out of fabric. Crazy stuff.
ydi_4_suking 20
I don't know 44. I would rather throw it out than to have it knowing people did the nasty under it
brackaman 18
While you do have a point 44, there's just something about this situation that makes wrapping the brother on the comforter and tossing them both in the garbage disposal seem like a better option. Assuming of course that your comforter isn't too stiff to bend.
nerobluerose 10
Buy a new comforter and burn the old one
TheDrifter 23
Donate it to science. It may contain a new strain of ghonnaherpesyphyllaids.
chilearmy123 4
You deserved that one..
TheApocalypse 5
It's actually Herpegonnacyphilaids. Get it right xD
TheDrifter 23
We just say it different here. It's like the math/maths debate.
dressedskeleton 10
Swap your comforter with your brothers. Maybe he'll be too hungover to notice.
Mordakai420 6
That's what I call a... Sticky situation. Yeeeeaaaahhhhhh!
Mordakai420 6
I assumed there was still love juice on it.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
5- No.
martinokiac5 1
exactly. rosy enough. it's gross to imagine how I would clean up my house after people made a mess
Rowdey 10
I bet the comforter stiff as a board now..
brandy1 5
Tough break OP. I'd either wash that comforter or take in the smell and pretend you had sex also.
nabee26 15
5-That's really disgusting. Is that what you do?
brandy1 5
Not really. It was just an idea. Calm down.
MCRaddict15 15
I don't think smelling the comforter would make OP feel any better about this situation
onlychildFTW 33
That's very gross to do man. And this is what happens when you host parties. I'm surprised only couples had sex. Something similar happened to my friend. Except it was his party. And they did it on his bed. Both straight and gay couples. That bed was a mess. Haha. It was disgusting, just like OPs situation.
noisebox 1
Cum shots everywhere send in the cleaners in lab coats el pronto..,
SkoomaKi 27
If you go over it in a uav light, it will be a pretty painting.... a white pretty painting.
sigreen42 3
What did you learn...? (party => protect your sheets)
ablueshka 0
And lots of sex :) ask the comforter
ciumegu 6
Nasty bro got all the "juices" all over burn it
TheSmoothDude 10
Put a shirt on.
Irishgypsy 2
And stop taking your picture in the mirror loser.
Gregsgirl4ever 0
And you have the douchebag all over you, dontcha?? Thank god you aren't doing that idiotic duck pout, though I wouldn't put it past you.
hinchkongfang 0
It doesn't matter about the abs, you're still a massive nerd... You look like mclovin with a 6 pack...
abekhan 0
151- I almost died laughing at your comment
duckymtz 12
This is disgusting!!! D:
Mr_Krabs 5
What was your first clue Mr. Holmes?
stvn2 8
Clorox, for life's bleachable moments
Swiftie 0
Thank goodness Clorox exists! But what about the horrific thoughts of people having sex on your comforter? A chemical won't be able to fade those thoughts away =(
andrew9623 9
No, zippo and gasoline, for life's burnable moments lol