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  43trauts  |  14

Me too, you invite a bunch of people over and the next thing you know, half of those people are drunk, 1/3 of them are having sex and the other 1/3 are passed out... or peeing off the patio onto a helpless folk below.


14- According to you there are more people participating in these activities then there are people. You're saying that there is 1.13 people for every person there. You meant 1/4 not 1/3. If grammar Nazis were one thing, now there's math nazis :P

  Enslaved  |  36

If 14 threw a party, why would he/she complain about themselves having sex in "their own home"? I don't know what you consider appropriate party behavior but the things on 14's list are not the type of party goers I want in my house. That includes stealing my CDs and breaking up my lamps.

  downtime  |  12

It's just sex...I mean, I realise there are plenty of disgusting people who will be messy and not care about what they leave behind or ruin - so if those people were the ones doing the deed then FYL. If they were clean about it, then I don't see a problem with that.
You guys realise you've all sat on or touched something someone has had sex on, right? I take it none of you have any second hand furniture...

  brackaman  |  18

While you do have a point 44, there's just something about this situation that makes wrapping the brother on the comforter and tossing them both in the garbage disposal seem like a better option. Assuming of course that your comforter isn't too stiff to bend.

  onlychildFTW  |  33

That's very gross to do man. And this is what happens when you host parties. I'm surprised only couples had sex. Something similar happened to my friend. Except it was his party. And they did it on his bed. Both straight and gay couples. That bed was a mess. Haha. It was disgusting, just like OPs situation.

  Swiftie  |  0

Thank goodness Clorox exists! But what about the horrific thoughts of people having sex on your comforter? A chemical won't be able to fade those thoughts away =(