Love: Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing....

By BambooLove - 15/07/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML

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By Lola - 23/07/2012 04:31

Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML

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By fmlsrsly - 25/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML

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By Ames - 23/05/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML

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By NeverGonnaHappen - 19/05/2019 12:30

Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 12:00 - Australia

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML

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By My_Cow_kiM - 28/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML

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Cats rule, boys drool

By achoooo - 07/11/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 07:11 - New Zealand

Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML

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By milksquad - 17/07/2017 14:11

Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML

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By annabellebyebye - 16/08/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML

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Thursday 15 July 2010 15:58

tell him to get allergy medicine then u can have both

swgipe 9

Thursday 15 July 2010 16:02

Bravo for keeping your cats! It's nice to see at least one person who won't dump them just because their bf is allergic.

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sunnyfurball 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 19:19

sometimes wiping them down with 50% alcohol/50% water will help. it's not the fur, but the dried salvia that causes the allergic response

WitchQueenLiz 3

Saturday 17 July 2010 22:10

ALWAYS choose your kitties over your boyfriend! :)

thaatgiirl 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 23:53

Cat Lady! Haha, it's two now but it'll be eighty later! (: I'm terrified of cat ladies so keep your boyfriend and tell him to take some benadryl!

morjin 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 23:58

... and thats why you'll be a crazy cat lady, you dumb bitch. cats are stupid, and not worth it at all!!

ManaUser 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 0:58

Good call. Humans are not worth it, trust me.

thrillhouse100 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 1:03

you can also meet up at his place dummy

nobodyxyouxknow 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 5:16

he'll if the sex is good hell make them outside cats

buttseckz 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 6:29

Are you serious?

smiley967 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 6:32

fake. I've seen like 5 of these but also 5 visevrsa stories

do_your_job 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 7:07

Good for him. No one wants to be with a crazy cat lady who calls her cats "babies."

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