Cats and Love: Don't make me choose

Don't make me choose

By Ames - 23/05/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML

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By fmlsrsly - 25/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML

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By BambooLove - 15/07/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML

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By Lola - 23/07/2012 04:31

Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 07:11 - New Zealand

Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML

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By cats before idiots - 25/04/2019 18:00

Today, I brought my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I've posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didn't say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML

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By achoooo - 07/11/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML

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By meow - 14/01/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML

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By anonymous - 06/06/2016 16:51 - United States - Phoenix

Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML

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By blehhx - 09/04/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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By My_Cow_kiM - 28/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML

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kellster 2

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:16

Never make someone choose between you and the pet they probably had before they knew you, and who will still love them after your relationship ends. Either take some antihistimines and deal with it, or accept defeat now.

Hermyoni 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:08

That's pretty harsh but I wouldn't call this a FML unless he continually gets out of bed in the middle of the night to sleep with the cat.

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tjh116 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:07

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eb0ny 15

Sunday 8 April 2012 16:06

I actually want a boyfriend like that.

Hermyoni 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:08

That's pretty harsh but I wouldn't call this a FML unless he continually gets out of bed in the middle of the night to sleep with the cat.

m0tl3ycru3 0

Monday 5 December 2011 23:10

My cat wouldn't shut up untill i gave it my full attention

YouAreRidiculous 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:09

is he gay?

shortwiz247 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:09

that dude needs to grow a pair. Cat or Girlfriend/boyfriend, it should be an easy choice. Totally FYL. Get rid of the cat or get a new boyfriend

JazzHandsFML 28

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:50

*air raid siren* asshole alert asshole alert!

KennyP55 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:09

I agree. Your boyfriend is also a pussy.

chaos753159 4

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:24

no he just sleeps with 2 different pussys (*******/pussi?) in the same night.

rabidhatter 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:10

Guess who's not going to be having sex (well maybe with the cat)?

bonafidehustler 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:12

I'm pretty sure cats don't get sad. I can see being attached to the cat, but you didn't ask him to get rid of it, just not to let it sleep in the bedroom. That's not asking that much. Your bf is a douchebag.

_HollieWould 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:13

lmaoo awe =) thats kinda sad

LikelyYourFake 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:13

Take meds and let the cat sleep in the room. Otherwise your relationship is doomed. It is a FML though..

tWitt3rBuG 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:13

I'm speechless... I can understand the love for the cat but seriously that cat needs some space. Sounds like he has issues with your allergies. Leave him first but don't ever ask him to choose between you and the cat!