By idiot bro - 06/07/2014 18:04 - United States - Brunswick

Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 747
You deserved it 4 457

Same thing different taste

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He's not the brightest bulb in the flashlight now, is he.


Very punny. I've seen flashes of good puns on this site.

No, he's just flashing the light on himself to seem brighter.

He doesn't need a flashlight, 15, he can light up a room all by himself.

These are the people who's going to be taking care of us when we are old. God have mercy on us

Not the brightest bulb in the box, huh?

God is probably gonna flip us off thinking that we're responsible for those people's mental state...

Just give him some matches or a lighter, rrrrrrriight? :)

adkim78 17

beat him up. Then you'll be charged with battery

You brother is an idiot. Sorry OP, FYL

He's not the brightest bulb in the flashlight now, is he.

he's not as quick as flash either. To be fair though, his battery might be simply running out of charge.

His brain turned off when the power was out.

He is going places, probably not collage though

I find it so hilarious when people who are implying that other people are stupid can't even spell correctly.

6- you're not going to "collage" either

Oh, the irony in your comment physically pains me.

I don't know why but it makes me extremely happy when this happens.

Epickitty58 29

You realize you not only called OP an idiot, but their entire family line, right?

Epickitty58 29

If it's the OP's genes that make his brother a moron, I think it may be #7's genes that make him the idiot he is today. The kind that try to use smart people words so they can sound like they went to the "collage" #6 talked about.

He's not the brightest knife in the tool shed.... and neither am I.

Oh well, there are a lot of things to do that don't require that much light.

Props to him for knowing flashlights run on electricity.

Epickitty58 29

The question here is where does that electricity come from?

therealjc_fml 14

Did you tell him to make sure to plug them back in when the electricity comes back on (:

Make sure you tell him the toilet and shower still work too....

Epickitty58 29

"Woah! The toilet still works in a power outage? This world never ceases to amaze me!"