By FreeOfCharge - Canada
Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML
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  gigi37  |  0

I do agree that the OP was being nice, #1, but he really shouldn't have given her the peanuts. Especially since a lot of people do happen to be allergic to them, so YDI, OP, for not thinking about that.

And instead of adding a free topping, OP, why not give her a discount or let her have it on the house since you wanted to be nice? You could even use that as a way to break the ice

  White667  |  0

Yeah Jesus, the whole point of asking is to know weather they want them. Peanuts are the most common allergy of all time, moreso than poison ivy. THINK.

  kaitlynadele  |  0

You're an idiot. Even if she hadn't been allergic, lots of people don't even like nuts. When someone says no and you do it anyway, the most probable reaction is her being pissed at you.

  A1L12E4X26  |  0

Thats a ydi, not an flm! She said she didnt want peanuts, so why did you give them to her?! she could have had reasons, one being that she was allirgic! (i know i spelled it wrong, sorry, I cant spell to save me life! ARRGGG, IM A PIRATE! but op, ur a dumbass

  plexico  |  3

I partly agree with you. The strips with Snoopy and Woodstock were way to corny and puerile.

However, the strips with Lucy pulling the football away from Charlie Brown are fucking hilarious. Particularly if you recognize that the football is a metaphor for pussy.

  Intoxicunt  |  5

Hmm, but there is that "bad boy" aspect mentioned in the other FML. Maybe, "You'll take my nuts and you'll like it!" has worked for him before. I think that's kind of hawt.

  Intoxicunt  |  5

Just don't force me to eat anything I'm allergic to. Luckily, I'm not allergic to much of anything. You know what else is HAWT? You talking about awesome stuff (like Latin) to me.


Did anyone else notice that he said ".50 cents"?
Because that would be half a cent... I don't know why anyone would turn down half cent peanuts even if they WERE allergic. That's freakin' awesome.

By  eliz3  |  0

That was a pretty stupid thing to do, even if she wasn't allergic she said she DIDN'T want them.

Probably fake anyway though because she would definitely have seen them before she ate it.

By  dinosgorawrr  |  0

you should lose your job. JERK. If someone didn't want them then thats why they say no! Do you not know what the word no means? You could have killed her! I would have sued your ass!