Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML
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Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, my boyfriend promised me he wouldn't leave me alone in Niagara. I'm currently sitting alone in the hotel room drinking a bottle of wine while he gambles away money he doesn't have. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
Today, on our honeymoon, I found out my husband brought his work laptop with him. We were supposed to go scuba diving but he skipped it for virtual meetings, then sat on his laptop until 2 a.m. He then had the nerve to be confused about why I’m mad at him and just want to go home. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
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fat_snooki_lol 6
but you're presumably on your phone telling us. WTF
corme_fml 0
I know how you feel... I spent a bunch of money to fly out to see my girl for vacation. I was hanging out on the bed... she was sitting in a chair or reading a book. That's great... I love spending hundreds of dollars to watch tv in a hotel. FYL :(
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Comments (124)
mrjohnz 0
not me I'm a nice guy I can show u if u let me
lostfaithinpppl 19
If you begin playing with yourself instead of watching TV I promise he'll no longer be interested in craigslist. I've never met a guy who doesn't want to watch/join a girl masturbating ;)
iluvtnbc 0
get up off ur ass and do something with him. duh! XD
meekerboulder 0
he's a douche monkey. I bet you got in a fight so he's on cl looking for sex. did u turn down sex? ydi
Turbolag25 7
Tell him what you and him should do together. Tonight. a-at um....... oh yeah, when you go to bed. He won't reject it.
XxPLAYMAKERxX 0
WTF are you whining about! He takes your ass on a romantic getaway and you two probably did shit all day and wants some breathing room because you are probably suffocating him with your presence!.... and oh yeah u deserve it for being a leech
RollFizzlebeef 0
Romance isn't a one-way thing. Just because he invited you and paid to take you out doesn't mean the entire burden of making this weekend work is on him. What have you contributed to this weekend? Forget about money and sex; that's not what I am talking about. Have -you- done anything romantic, or have you just been passively waiting for everything to happen? For all you know, come Monday, he'll be writing: Today, I got back from an expensive Valentine's weekend with my girlfriend. Apparently I couldn't keep her entertained enough, so she ignored me to watch TV. I wound up spending all my time on my computer. FML
FriskyVyxsin 0
Time for a new Effin' Boyfriend!! What a F-Tard!!
beer01 0
I agree with #55. I know the feeling.
null_fml 11
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