Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML
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Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, my boyfriend promised me he wouldn't leave me alone in Niagara. I'm currently sitting alone in the hotel room drinking a bottle of wine while he gambles away money he doesn't have. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
Today, on our honeymoon, I found out my husband brought his work laptop with him. We were supposed to go scuba diving but he skipped it for virtual meetings, then sat on his laptop until 2 a.m. He then had the nerve to be confused about why I’m mad at him and just want to go home. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
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fat_snooki_lol 6
but you're presumably on your phone telling us. WTF
corme_fml 0
I know how you feel... I spent a bunch of money to fly out to see my girl for vacation. I was hanging out on the bed... she was sitting in a chair or reading a book. That's great... I love spending hundreds of dollars to watch tv in a hotel. FYL :(
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Peroxide 3
Stupid woman. He's trying to find someone on craigslist to join you in a threesome. Now go fucken get ready to ***** it up like its 1999.
glen12 0
obviously u don't have a clue about guys
gmstarry 7
op, how come you on computer while watching tv now??
ro2 0
loool
corme_fml 0
I know how you feel... I spent a bunch of money to fly out to see my girl for vacation. I was hanging out on the bed... she was sitting in a chair or reading a book. That's great... I love spending hundreds of dollars to watch tv in a hotel. FYL :(
Bladian 5
Dude, quit whining. I go to college 3,000 miles from my girlfriend. When I'm home, half our time at least is spent sitting together watching tv or something. You should enjoy being in the same ROOM as her.
ash92_fml 0
Omg, this is an FML? Least you have a boyfriend thoughtful enough to plan and pay for a romantic weekend, plenty of women don't! Sooky bitch! Get over it.
corme_fml 0
That's totally an FML. What's the point of going out for a romantic weekend if you aren't going to DO anything? If the OP is going to be lonely she might as well be alone.
st0815 9
You might be right - if the bf hasn't done anything with her, just spends all his time on the computer - then it's a FML. On the other hand if he took her to a romantic getaway, did lot's of stuff with her all day, and now she's complaining because he wants to check some stuff on his computer for half an hour - that would be just ungrateful whining. I tend to think it's the latter, basically because she said it was craigslist, and I don't see how he could spend a lot of time on just that one specific site. I don't know, am I missing something about craigslist?
Jimboom 12
Perhaps your just not very good company. I mean if you just want to sit on your ass watching tv instead of finding something the both of you can do then you get no sympathy from me. Though in your case your boyfriend could also suggest something.. so perhaps you 2 need to have a talk about your relationship if you want it to work.
PhillyFox 0
Suck it up. You can't expect him to be paying attention to you 24-7. Your life is definately not ****** because he wants to do something else for a few minutes. If he's on there for several hours, yeah that's bad. If not, get over it.
slotch1337 0
maby it's something foryou that he can't find elsewhere
mempholicious 0
u gotta step up ur game girl and give him of that freaky shit. he'll get off the computer and on u then, baby