Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, my boyfriend promised me he wouldn't leave me alone in Niagara. I'm currently sitting alone in the hotel room drinking a bottle of wine while he gambles away money he doesn't have. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
Today, on our honeymoon, I found out my husband brought his work laptop with him. We were supposed to go scuba diving but he skipped it for virtual meetings, then sat on his laptop until 2 a.m. He then had the nerve to be confused about why I’m mad at him and just want to go home. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
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fat_snooki_lol 6
but you're presumably on your phone telling us. WTF
corme_fml 0
I know how you feel... I spent a bunch of money to fly out to see my girl for vacation. I was hanging out on the bed... she was sitting in a chair or reading a book. That's great... I love spending hundreds of dollars to watch tv in a hotel. FYL :(
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FerrariCake 2
Tell him he should see if anyone is selling inflatable dolls on craigslist.
vill0915 0
haha yea my ex boyfriend was just like that!!! he was so into craigslist!! it's annoying!
faztflow 0
I am a guy and I always pay for dinner. what kind of man are you if you can offer to pay for something that you offered to do.
GiganTronic 0
What? That made no sense. No offense, prolly a typing error.
krazykiya12095 0
wtfuhh happened?? go smashh already!
lindsaylikeomg 0
men get paid more than women do, so I'd be nice if they payed since they've got the money. (Im talking about a man and a woman with the same job, the man will be paid more. men usually make more anyway, unless the woman is a doctor while the man is a garbage man) and I'm not saying they have to, but I'd be nice. and you'd probably score major points for it. anyway, the person who invited/made the plans should be the one to pay. they were the ones who arranged it :/
corme_fml 0
Who said anything about problems with who's paying? The problem is the boyfriend pretty much paid to go to Disney land and now he's sitting in the car while she's expecting to at least get a ride on the teacup. Get out of the car and into the teacup!! :P
Lisa89 3
I don't get this whole guys/girls shouldn't pay argument. I always go halves! Or just pay for my portion of whatever it is.. This weekend I paid for half of the travel, food and accomodation.. so we just paid for our own things
MidgetMonster 0
haha woow, he paid to do that
sexcgurl28 0
mine tells me to go over his house n when i get there he's playing madden on his play station 3
Six23 1
So get up and make him forget about his computer...make it the romantic getaway that you wanted. He might be too busy thinking about what he could've bought instead of using his pocketbook on a hotel, so maybe suggest some activities that you guys could do to where he'll want to do the hotel thing more often.
Artisresistance 0
you mustve got confused in who was doing what..cause you wrote that he was currently on the computer while your watching t.v.....if your writing this than you must be on the computer