Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, my boyfriend promised me he wouldn't leave me alone in Niagara. I'm currently sitting alone in the hotel room drinking a bottle of wine while he gambles away money he doesn't have. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
Today, on our honeymoon, I found out my husband brought his work laptop with him. We were supposed to go scuba diving but he skipped it for virtual meetings, then sat on his laptop until 2 a.m. He then had the nerve to be confused about why I’m mad at him and just want to go home. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
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fat_snooki_lol 6
but you're presumably on your phone telling us. WTF
corme_fml 0
I know how you feel... I spent a bunch of money to fly out to see my girl for vacation. I was hanging out on the bed... she was sitting in a chair or reading a book. That's great... I love spending hundreds of dollars to watch tv in a hotel. FYL :(
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Comments (124)
mempholicious 0
hey baby, I like ur pic. sexy!
perdix 31
If he's looking in the "for sale/sammiches" section, you ought to be ashamed of yourself, because that's your job! Speaking of jobs, why isn't the man receiving a ******** while on the computer? You wanted it to be a romantic weekend, so make it happen! Take the bull by the horn and control your destiny.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Here's the thing... sex doesn't always equal romance :)
perdix 31
It doesn't always equal romance, but it can always help!
perdix 31
Ssssshhhhh, yesterday1_2, I'm trying to make it trendy for girls to blow their guys while on the computer. That way, I can spend even MORE TIME on FML! Of course, my comments while I am receiving won't have the same biting sarcasm. They'll be more like, "YDI for . . . huminah, huminah . . . for being a . . . faster, faster . . . aaaahhhh!"
tipoo_fml 0
So start romancing and quit bellyaching.
pink_shades 0
it's supposed to be a romantic getaway right?well get with the romantising. Straddle him while he's on the computer and get his attention on you. :]
anthraxcp 0
stupid bitch this ist even close to a fml y don't you Make a move? he's the one that got you the damn hotel
beachgirl332 0
you could atleast try to suduce him...
metman9192 2
soo...how is this an FML? ur boyfriend took u on a nice romantic weekend away. quit bitching. he's allowed to look at his computer. geez.
pink_shades 0
haha. entertaining.!
guckylynn 19
Maybe he's looking for someone so you can have a threesome?
Twinklestar 0
Unless you'd made suggestions and he'd ignored them, you kinda deserve it. I mean, he made the effort to take you away. You could at least turn off the TV and come up with something for you to do together.