Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
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Top comments
Googoo27 12
Maybe while he watches ****, you can find a new boyfriend.
every1luvsboners 11
Who doesn't watch ****? What do you call a girl that swears that she doesn't **********? A liar.
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Comments (163)
Mirorbo 27
That's a good quality to have, but it shouldn't be the only reason.
abeye111 8
say to him the only reason you like him it's because you can't judge bastard/good guy
malincake 7
Haha! What a weird relationship :p
JumbledGirl 2
Niice....
JsSWAN 1
He just uses your computer so it doesn't show up on his
lrw1993 0
That's Messed up
Amrel 10
You sound like a sweet girl
upyourzlolz 11
That's what every guy looks for in a girl.
drloves69 4
Give him a helping hand then
linko_fml 0
Good now make him a sandwich!!