Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me... - FML

By serenti - 13/10/2011 21:30 - Sweden

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

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By apparently inexperienced - 11/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Brockton

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Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML

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By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

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By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML

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Hmmm, twins

By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 10:58 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML

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Worth it

By Anonymous - 19/06/2018 01:30

Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 07:16 - United States

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Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML

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By Ananimus - 26/08/2015 12:31 - United States - Peekskill

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML

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By PlayboyBunny - 19/02/2011 07:20 - United States

Spicy

Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

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By secretpornstar - 13/06/2011 19:23 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML

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By thoughtitwasspecial - 18/05/2011 05:15 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML

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Top comments

Googoo27 12

Friday 14 October 2011 1:07

Maybe while he watches ****, you can find a new boyfriend.

every1luvsboners 11

Friday 14 October 2011 1:09

Who doesn't watch ****? What do you call a girl that swears that she doesn't **********? A liar.

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LindseyLunatic 8

Saturday 22 October 2011 3:15

My guy seemed to get a kick out of the fact that I enjoy lesbian **** ^.^ his reply: "yeah, the guys in **** are usually gross." Lol. Just rellaaaaxxx :)

nabila21 0

Monday 2 January 2012 10:43

Ouch... get a.new bf

Jake_ToXic 3

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:12

He shouldnt have to watch ****?

Nwthatzfunny 9

Monday 26 March 2012 22:04

Girl.....its hard

masterE123 3

Saturday 10 January 2015 19:14

I would like to apologize I accidentally clicked YDI but I clicked FYL in an attempt to balance it

_Adog2645 24

Saturday 16 July 2016 6:28

If you ever catch him watching ****, tell him to stop, then start ******* him

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Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML

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