Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
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Top comments
Googoo27 12
Maybe while he watches ****, you can find a new boyfriend.
every1luvsboners 11
Who doesn't watch ****? What do you call a girl that swears that she doesn't **********? A liar.
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Comments (163)
malignantmegan 3
Let's hope this man stops watching and starts doing!! Hate to let those genes go to waste!!
paradiseisland01 0
My advice is get rid of him, and find your self a nice guy ! Not some bum with not job, says home and watches **** every day . What a waist of your time.
cass85 8
So you got "no job" and "never goes out" from the fact this man watches ****? There's **** all wrong with **** unless one partner just watches **** and never bangs the other but, frankly, that stereotype is fairly uncommon. Both my fiance and I enjoy ****, I probably watch more than he does. We are both employed with a healthy social life and healthy sex life and, surprise surprise, this would have no bearing on whether or not we did or did not choose to watch ****. I don't know whether women that believe that **** is the devil and those that watch it are awful and jobless wastes of life are militant feminazis or simply have never had an ******, because I genuinely cannot think of a rational reason to find it distateful will quite the amount of vigour and bile it receives. Christ's sake sometimes you'd think we were discussing removing woman's rights the way people go on about ****.
lizard399 0
Maybe it's gay ****. Because why have a girlfriend when you can **** a computer?
ScaryyMary 14
OH GOD A MAN WATCHING ****. THE ****, BRO?! Seriously, what's wrong with you people? It's just like a woman reading a romance novel.
herbjo 2
That's just funny I'm sorry. But hey you let him do it
thewife5 19
So.. Get a boyfriend who likes you.. Not someone who just likes what their "allowed" to do. He's a tool, you can do better
tylersign 11
You're on the fun!? Wow, how'd you get there?! Jay kayyy, heybuddy. Just teasin'.
mspeacock 6
Why are there still so many women against ****?
Meeranduhhh 3
I hate that my boyfriend watches ****, I don't throw a fuss either but I want to.
perdix 31
Ask him what he likes in **** and do it with him. See my previous comment on lesbian **** and put my wisdom to work for you.
elnorris14 19
Why does it matter if he watches it? As long as he is only doing the dirty with you, why does it matter what is on a screen?
caysters 12
Watch it with him! You both can stand to learn a few things I'm sure. Plus, what's so wrong with ****? Just sayin. As long as he's no on 24/7 watching... Also, there has to be other reasons, seeing as how if he were single, no one would be fussing about his **** watching either.