Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
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Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
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Top comments
Googoo27 12
Maybe while he watches ****, you can find a new boyfriend.
every1luvsboners 11
Who doesn't watch ****? What do you call a girl that swears that she doesn't **********? A liar.
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Comments (163)
RogueJedi14 1
I can treat you better than he does
Salem145 0
If thats the only reason he's with you i'm so sorry, you need a good guy in your life, they really are out there I found one. :) My boyfriend and I have a great sex life, and watch **** together all the time. We've even made a few movies. But thats not the only thing we enjoy together.
aceman1992 9
She should try putting out more.
Mauskau 36
You or the ****, he's saying you're not good enough in a way.
dansco 25
Tell him gay **** or no ****... Bet he wont like you so much then lol
harbordawgswag 0
Sounds good me. What an awesome chick this guy has. Lucky Bastard
Serenti 19
I honestly does not have anything against ****, as some of the commentors seem to think, but it seems like the exes of my boyfriend had....
Nuahavizu 17
I don't think that **** is a good reason to either be in or out of a relationship with someone. If they are uncomfortable with you watching it then it is just like if they were uncomfortable with anything else. and if they don't care, they don't care. if it is really the only reason why your bf is with you, he is a tool and probably a complete idiot.
Mongoose19 0
Wow how are people fine with this?! How are you fine with him just watching ****??? If he likes beating it to **** so much then he don't need you. You should just leave.
MURPHYCHACHO 5
See, most of us women aren't insecure little bitches and have no problems with the men in our lives occasionally indulging in a harmless sexual fantasy.
MURPHYCHACHO 5
DerekBlaskie 6
You'd think they'd get to it.. But honestly if the **** doesn't do it. A little bondage should.
gms16 2
I'm sure he wasnt serious cause if you werent around he could still watch his **** in peace.