Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me but wanted to make sure that we were still friends, so he could still use my Netflix. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend. To celebrate being newly single, I wanted to watch some shows on Netflix. My now ex-boyfriend had already changed the password. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost 5 years told me that his reason for staying with me is because he doesn't want to go through our storage unit to decide who would get what. We've had the storage unit for 2 years. FML
Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend only stayed with me because he didn't want to "be alone," and now that he has a new girlfriend, apparently he won't be. We were together for three and a half years. FML
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Top comments
Ahmed Sakr 16
World record for longest Netflix and chill
Donut_Wizard 23
Shoulda tried Hulu.
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Comments (14)
Ahmed Sakr 16
World record for longest Netflix and chill
Donut_Wizard 23
Shoulda tried Hulu.
tranced_ 45
That guy has his priorities straight. Who knows he might be in a different relationship for Amazon prime as well. Hopefully his Netflixing days are over.
RichardPencil 32
Get YouTubeTV and he’ll marry you.
dwight7476 11
Cheap bastard
PenguinPal3017 19
Sometimes when you break up you wonder if your life would be better if things had worked out. I don't think that applies here.
Davros 12
Did he at least want the chill ?
ViviMage 40
You know Comcast and Verizon and other companies like cell phone plans sometimes offer this for free, right? You are with more than 10.99/month!
Lobby_Bee 18
Netflix is one hell of a drug.
Inkoseh 33
A free drug in this case!
Inkoseh 33
Its worth it watching The Office again for the 5th time.