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By Anonymous - 19/06/2018 01:30

Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML

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By unwantedforlife - 20/11/2013 00:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me but wanted to make sure that we were still friends, so he could still use my Netflix. FML

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You deserved it 3 850

By bitch - 16/05/2017 05:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I dumped my boyfriend. To celebrate being newly single, I wanted to watch some shows on Netflix. My now ex-boyfriend had already changed the password. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 306

You deserved it 10 704

By Anonymous - 19/12/2013 20:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 078

You deserved it 4 403

By Zxz - 08/04/2013 21:51 - Canada

Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML

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You deserved it 6 270

By Tree - 30/07/2010 11:34 - France

Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML

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You deserved it 5 801

By Single - 07/08/2010 11:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 416

You deserved it 7 021

By arace15336 - 22/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML

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You deserved it 5 125

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By Alyssa K Scheiber - 26/04/2021 02:00

Today, my boyfriend of almost 5 years told me that his reason for staying with me is because he doesn't want to go through our storage unit to decide who would get what. We've had the storage unit for 2 years. FML

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You deserved it 119

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 124

You deserved it 3 198

By LasagnaRawks - 09/11/2009 10:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend only stayed with me because he didn't want to "be alone," and now that he has a new girlfriend, apparently he won't be. We were together for three and a half years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 000

You deserved it 3 125

Ahmed Sakr 16

Tuesday 19 June 2018 1:49

World record for longest Netflix and chill

Donut_Wizard 23

Tuesday 19 June 2018 1:51

Shoulda tried Hulu.

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Ahmed Sakr 16

Tuesday 19 June 2018 1:49

World record for longest Netflix and chill

Donut_Wizard 23

Tuesday 19 June 2018 1:51

Shoulda tried Hulu.

tranced_ 45

Tuesday 19 June 2018 2:17

That guy has his priorities straight. Who knows he might be in a different relationship for Amazon prime as well. Hopefully his Netflixing days are over.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 19 June 2018 2:34

Get YouTubeTV and he’ll marry you.

dwight7476 11

Tuesday 19 June 2018 4:08

Cheap bastard

PenguinPal3017 19

Tuesday 19 June 2018 4:14

Sometimes when you break up you wonder if your life would be better if things had worked out. I don't think that applies here.

Davros 12

Tuesday 19 June 2018 7:49

Did he at least want the chill ?

ViviMage 39

Tuesday 19 June 2018 8:37

You know Comcast and Verizon and other companies like cell phone plans sometimes offer this for free, right? You are with more than 10.99/month!

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 19 June 2018 16:25

Netflix is one hell of a drug.

Seeya55 31

Tuesday 19 June 2018 16:52

A free drug in this case!

Seeya55 31

Tuesday 19 June 2018 16:51

Its worth it watching The Office again for the 5th time.

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