Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
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Top comments
Googoo27 12
Maybe while he watches ****, you can find a new boyfriend.
every1luvsboners 11
Who doesn't watch ****? What do you call a girl that swears that she doesn't **********? A liar.
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Comments (163)
MrsPegg 45
If you're comfortable with it, make a video for or with him. That'll heat things up and surely make him think twice about how he feels about you.
Confuciussay 6
Then if OP and her boyfriend breaks up, she'll have something new to put on FML.
Enslaved 38
64, this may be true. One less risky thing she could do is hook up their camcorder to the T.V. screen and /not/ hit the record button and just watch as they go. 52" plasmas are not just for football anymore!(:
raphanne_fml 33
#70 Speaking from experience? ;)
Enslaved 38
No comment from the peanut gallery. Lol (((((:
MrsPegg 45
@64, that's why I said "if you're comfortable with it...". 70's idea is good! ;)
melikeyturtles 3
@70 i like this idea much better. seems like every sex tape that is made gets leaked and i dont want my buns bouncing around on youporn.com!
lowl1f3 5
He's going to get both right? That's what you were getting at I gather.
WaSiSimiLang 8
That is just sad...
copo37 7
Everyone fantasizes, and a lot of people watch skin flicks. If you say you don't do anything like that you are lying through your teeth.
Enslaved 38
Personally, I prefer skin flicks over ****. I just bought and watched back to back season1and 2 of Sharz "Spartacus- Blood and Sand"! Holy Hell... That show is awesome! Stayed in bed and drank two bottles of wine to feel Roman and set the mood. (:
brianod 0
100- spartacus= best tv show. so many boobs
auroracc99 0
That's nice...
kidwiththeface42 7
Your sex life must be boring as all Hell. He only wants to stay with you because you let him watch ****? You could do so much better (hopefully)...
somewizdom 15
If you had a better sex life he wouldn't have to watch **** in the first place.
alinka_fml 0
guys will still watch **** no matter how amazing the sex life is. he is not going to sit there and wait for you when you aren't around, he's gonna beat his meat off! j
perdix 31
I don't think that is so. If I had all the sex I wanted in real life, I'd have no need for **** or masturbation. And my minimum requirements aren't even all that extreme.
m0tl3ycru3 0
Or you could just do the real thing...
wilsontws 18
Grab some chips and join in the fun!
wilsontws 18
Uh I mean... Some milk and cookies. Chips are reserved for Family Guy later on.
taty7659 4
Oh wow!! Do the world a favor and dump his a$$
simplylost643 0
29: How exactly is her dumping him going to do the world a favor?
ThorneCrossed 9
Because if you watch **** you are a pale skinned nerd who never gets any tail. Or something, I don't really know because their arguments don't make sense. That's just what I assume they think