By serenti - 13/10/2011 21:30 - Sweden

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
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Googoo27 12

Maybe while he watches ****, you can find a new boyfriend.

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every1luvsboners 11

Who doesn't watch ****? What do you call a girl that swears that she doesn't **********? A liar.

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Comments

MrsPegg 45

If you're comfortable with it, make a video for or with him. That'll heat things up and surely make him think twice about how he feels about you.

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Confuciussay 6

Then if OP and her boyfriend breaks up, she'll have something new to put on FML.

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Enslaved 36

64, this may be true. One less risky thing she could do is hook up their camcorder to the T.V. screen and /not/ hit the record button and just watch as they go. 52" plasmas are not just for football anymore!(:

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Enslaved 36

No comment from the peanut gallery. Lol (((((:

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MrsPegg 45

@64, that's why I said "if you're comfortable with it...". 70's idea is good! ;)

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melikeyturtles 3

@70 i like this idea much better. seems like every sex tape that is made gets leaked and i dont want my buns bouncing around on youporn.com!

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lowl1f3 5

He's going to get both right? That's what you were getting at I gather.

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copo37 7

Everyone fantasizes, and a lot of people watch skin flicks. If you say you don't do anything like that you are lying through your teeth.

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Enslaved 36

Personally, I prefer skin flicks over ****. I just bought and watched back to back season1and 2 of Sharz "Spartacus- Blood and Sand"! Holy Hell... That show is awesome! Stayed in bed and drank two bottles of wine to feel Roman and set the mood. (:

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brianod 0

100- spartacus= best tv show. so many boobs

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kidwiththeface42 7

Your sex life must be boring as all Hell. He only wants to stay with you because you let him watch ****? You could do so much better (hopefully)...

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somewizdom 15

If you had a better sex life he wouldn't have to watch **** in the first place.

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alinka_fml 0

guys will still watch **** no matter how amazing the sex life is. he is not going to sit there and wait for you when you aren't around, he's gonna beat his meat off! j

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perdix 29

I don't think that is so. If I had all the sex I wanted in real life, I'd have no need for **** or masturbation. And my minimum requirements aren't even all that extreme.

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m0tl3ycru3 0

Or you could just do the real thing...

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wilsontws 18

Uh I mean... Some milk and cookies. Chips are reserved for Family Guy later on.

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taty7659 4

Oh wow!! Do the world a favor and dump his a$$

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simplylost643 0

29: How exactly is her dumping him going to do the world a favor?

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ThorneCrossed 9

Because if you watch **** you are a pale skinned nerd who never gets any tail. Or something, I don't really know because their arguments don't make sense. That's just what I assume they think

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