FML : Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the...

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Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By joe1234 - / Friday 17 July 2009 02:28 / United States

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By shoeofallcosmos | 0

#404250 - Friday 17 July 2009 9:52

Hey, that's cool! Why don't we have a "screw you that's awesome" button?

By pizz0wn3d | 0

#404252 - Friday 17 July 2009 9:53

lmao. your friend is awesome.

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By shoeofallcosmos | 0

#404250 - Friday 17 July 2009 9:52

Hey, that's cool! Why don't we have a "screw you that's awesome" button?

_Noon_ | 0

#404369 - Friday 17 July 2009 10:40

There should definitely be a button like that!

ravensierra | 0

#404527 - Friday 17 July 2009 12:23

YDI for having friends, you should socially isolate yourself.

grlwitperlEring | 0

#404669 - Friday 17 July 2009 14:20

Agreed that's pretty much exactly what I thought when I read it

cmtriplecage | 1

#406214 - Friday 17 July 2009 23:57

yea that button wold be cool but i think in this case her friend is awesome for doing that!!!

FarSide | 22

#406263 - Saturday 18 July 2009 0:12

Now, I don't care who you are, that right there is funny.

blondiee09 | 0

#409508 - Sunday 19 July 2009 5:15

#1 : AGREED! lol

and your friend is a genius!!!

icall_BS | 0

#868292 - Thursday 18 February 2010 8:40

I would have totally thanked your friend for doing that for me.

joce445 | 0

#1174314 - Monday 2 August 2010 3:49

Wow, admit it you would be slighty pissed.
But this FML is hilarious!

rachelmacivor | 0

#1945055 - Sunday 9 January 2011 5:27

we should hava my life is worse button

RpiesSPIES | 27

#6703309 - Monday 17 October 2016 2:10

#137 I believe that's for FMyLife: Narcissism/Pessimism edition.

By pizz0wn3d | 0

#404252 - Friday 17 July 2009 9:53

lmao. your friend is awesome.

iSlowPwnz | 0

#404379 - Friday 17 July 2009 10:45

I agree haha!
That's freaking hilarious! But still...I clicked FYL so you can feel a little better ;)

insanechinaman | 0

#408194 - Saturday 18 July 2009 18:39

who doesnt want a pretzel shaped tan line :D

clarinetgarza | 0

#945085 - Sunday 14 March 2010 7:38

that's a pretty cool idea XD

whoisthisgirl | 4

#1585068 - Friday 22 October 2010 8:54

that is so amazing lol winnnnn

By rmujerita | 0

#404258 - Friday 17 July 2009 9:55

awwww poor you.

By tiffanyro | 0

#404265 - Friday 17 July 2009 9:58

AHAHHAHAHAHHA xD

By eddy1sis | 0

#404269 - Friday 17 July 2009 9:59

that sucks. lol.

By beenhereallalong | 0

#404280 - Friday 17 July 2009 10:01

use some fake tan to cover it up :)

americayay | 0

#404294 - Friday 17 July 2009 10:06

Nah. OP should use some fake tan to DRAW a pretzel outline onto their friend's forhead while they're asleep.

beenhereallalong | 0

#404437 - Friday 17 July 2009 11:29

no. fail.

americayay | 0

#407146 - Saturday 18 July 2009 7:40

no. you fail. because that was a great idea. dillhole.

By colourmealy | 0

#404282 - Friday 17 July 2009 10:02

thats hilarious,but it does suck

By madlogik | 0

#404287 - Friday 17 July 2009 10:03

do you know the cheetos/ seagull girl?
fyl

too_much_fun | 0

#404328 - Friday 17 July 2009 10:24

my thoughts exactly

lalaimbored | 0

#404986 - Friday 17 July 2009 16:56

hahah thats why you should NEVER fall asleep at the beach! nothing good ever happens!

donovanrammstein | 3

#405150 - Friday 17 July 2009 18:05

summer means one thing - beaches and food-related mishaps!

f_this_s | 0

#405582 - Friday 17 July 2009 20:39

Haha, that's what I was thinking too! You either get fried or someone does something awful to you... its funny when it happens to someone else, but I would sure be pissed if someone did it to me... that's why I dont go to the beach!