By joe1234 - 17/07/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 799
You deserved it 9 711

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Hey, that's cool! Why don't we have a "screw you that's awesome" button?

lmao. your friend is awesome.


Hey, that's cool! Why don't we have a "screw you that's awesome" button?

There should definitely be a button like that!

YDI for having friends, you should socially isolate yourself.

Agreed that's pretty much exactly what I thought when I read it

yea that button wold be cool but i think in this case her friend is awesome for doing that!!!

Now, I don't care who you are, that right there is funny.

#1 : AGREED! lol and your friend is a genius!!!

I would have totally thanked your friend for doing that for me.

Wow, admit it you would be slighty pissed. But this FML is hilarious!

we should hava my life is worse button

#137 I believe that's for FMyLife: Narcissism/Pessimism edition.

lmao. your friend is awesome.

I agree haha! That's freaking hilarious! But still...I clicked FYL so you can feel a little better ;)

who doesnt want a pretzel shaped tan line :D

that's a pretty cool idea XD

that is so amazing lol winnnnn


that sucks. lol.

use some fake tan to cover it up :)

Nah. OP should use some fake tan to DRAW a pretzel outline onto their friend's forhead while they're asleep.

no. you fail. because that was a great idea. dillhole.

thats hilarious,but it does suck

do you know the cheetos/ seagull girl? fyl

my thoughts exactly

hahah thats why you should NEVER fall asleep at the beach! nothing good ever happens!

summer means one thing - beaches and food-related mishaps!

Haha, that's what I was thinking too! You either get fried or someone does something awful to you... its funny when it happens to someone else, but I would sure be pissed if someone did it to me... that's why I dont go to the beach!

That's a knee-slapper. It also sounds like something I would do.