By joe1234 - 17/07/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML
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shoeofallcosmos 0

Hey, that's cool! Why don't we have a "screw you that's awesome" button?

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pizz0wn3d 0

lmao. your friend is awesome.

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shoeofallcosmos 0

Hey, that's cool! Why don't we have a "screw you that's awesome" button?

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_Noon_ 0

There should definitely be a button like that!

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ravensierra 0

YDI for having friends, you should socially isolate yourself.

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grlwitperlEring 0

Agreed that's pretty much exactly what I thought when I read it

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cmtriplecage 1

yea that button wold be cool but i think in this case her friend is awesome for doing that!!!

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FarSide 22

Now, I don't care who you are, that right there is funny.

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blondiee09 0

#1 : AGREED! lol and your friend is a genius!!!

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icall_BS 0

I would have totally thanked your friend for doing that for me.

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joce445 0

Wow, admit it you would be slighty pissed. But this FML is hilarious!

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rachelmacivor 0

we should hava my life is worse button

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RpiesSPIES 27

#137 I believe that's for FMyLife: Narcissism/Pessimism edition.

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pizz0wn3d 0

lmao. your friend is awesome.

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iSlowPwnz 0

I agree haha! That's freaking hilarious! But still...I clicked FYL so you can feel a little better ;)

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insanechinaman 0

who doesnt want a pretzel shaped tan line :D

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clarinetgarza 0

that's a pretty cool idea XD

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whoisthisgirl 4

that is so amazing lol winnnnn

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rmujerita 0

awwww poor you.

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tiffanyro 0

AHAHHAHAHAHHA xD

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eddy1sis 0

that sucks. lol.

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beenhereallalong 0

use some fake tan to cover it up :)

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americayay 0

Nah. OP should use some fake tan to DRAW a pretzel outline onto their friend's forhead while they're asleep.

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americayay 0

no. you fail. because that was a great idea. dillhole.

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colourmealy 0

thats hilarious,but it does suck

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madlogik 0

do you know the cheetos/ seagull girl? fyl

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too_much_fun 0

my thoughts exactly

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lalaimbored 0

hahah thats why you should NEVER fall asleep at the beach! nothing good ever happens!

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donovanrammstein 3

summer means one thing - beaches and food-related mishaps!

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f_this_s 0

Haha, that's what I was thinking too! You either get fried or someone does something awful to you... its funny when it happens to someone else, but I would sure be pissed if someone did it to me... that's why I dont go to the beach!

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Zomlette 0

That's a knee-slapper. It also sounds like something I would do.

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