By joe1234 - 17/07/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 853
You deserved it 9 726

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Hey, that's cool! Why don't we have a "screw you that's awesome" button?


Hey, that's cool! Why don't we have a "screw you that's awesome" button?

There should definitely be a button like that!

YDI for having friends, you should socially isolate yourself.

Agreed that's pretty much exactly what I thought when I read it

cmtriplecage 1

yea that button wold be cool but i think in this case her friend is awesome for doing that!!!

Now, I don't care who you are, that right there is funny.

blondiee09 0

#1 : AGREED! lol and your friend is a genius!!!

icall_BS 0

I would have totally thanked your friend for doing that for me.

joce445 0

Wow, admit it you would be slighty pissed. But this FML is hilarious!

rachelmacivor 0

we should hava my life is worse button

RpiesSPIES 27

#137 I believe that's for FMyLife: Narcissism/Pessimism edition.

I agree haha! That's freaking hilarious! But still...I clicked FYL so you can feel a little better ;)

who doesnt want a pretzel shaped tan line :D

whoisthisgirl 4

that is so amazing lol winnnnn

americayay 0

Nah. OP should use some fake tan to DRAW a pretzel outline onto their friend's forhead while they're asleep.

americayay 0

no. you fail. because that was a great idea. dillhole.

do you know the cheetos/ seagull girl? fyl

lalaimbored 0

hahah thats why you should NEVER fall asleep at the beach! nothing good ever happens!

donovanrammstein 3

summer means one thing - beaches and food-related mishaps!

Haha, that's what I was thinking too! You either get fried or someone does something awful to you... its funny when it happens to someone else, but I would sure be pissed if someone did it to me... that's why I dont go to the beach!

That's a knee-slapper. It also sounds like something I would do.