FML : Today, I was meeting the mayor of a major city as part of an internship program. Seated directly in front of him during his presentation on the budget...

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Today, I was meeting the mayor of a major city as part of an internship program. Seated directly in front of him during his presentation on the budget crisis, he unleashed an enormous, foul fart in front of the entire audience. And then blamed it on me, everyone believed him. FML

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You deserved it

By justdoingmyjob - / Saturday 18 July 2009 20:10 / United States

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By Fouisgras | 0

#408991 - Sunday 19 July 2009 1:43

OP should post what city, haha

By raiderh808 | 0

#409007 - Sunday 19 July 2009 1:46

Politicians lol

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By looloothing | 9

#408980 - Sunday 19 July 2009 1:42

what the hell? haa.

By Fouisgras | 0

#408991 - Sunday 19 July 2009 1:43

OP should post what city, haha

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ichat21 | 9

#409620 - Sunday 19 July 2009 6:09

haha i agree. Which city was it? Maybe miami?

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lexiieeex3 | 32

#5932598 - Friday 2 May 2014 8:50

Sounds like Bloomberg.

By raiderh808 | 0

#409007 - Sunday 19 July 2009 1:46

Politicians lol

By nazooer | 10

#409011 - Sunday 19 July 2009 1:46

Omg hahahaa i haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

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Yendil | 0

#414732 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:29

Im in tears from laughing so hard

By tick_tock | 0

#409013 - Sunday 19 July 2009 1:46

Wow, that REALLY sucks. That guy is a stinky ass bitch! What city??

By suckager | 0

#409015 - Sunday 19 July 2009 1:47

Another reason people hate those sneaky bastards

By sublime93 | 0

#409020 - Sunday 19 July 2009 1:48

7th

By kira1kira | 0

#409026 - Sunday 19 July 2009 1:49

he who smelt it delt it

By DirtyDiana_fml | 0

#409036 - Sunday 19 July 2009 1:50

9th

By airplanefood | 0

#409046 - Sunday 19 July 2009 1:51

Free brownie points for you at least?

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