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By justdoingmyjob - 18/07/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I was meeting the mayor of a major city as part of an internship program. Seated directly in front of him during his presentation on the budget crisis, he unleashed an enormous, foul fart in front of the entire audience. And then blamed it on me, everyone believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2015 15:23

Today, I accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from the guy sitting next to me and gave him hell for being a pig. I was too mortified to say anything, even when the guy blamed it on me, which caused my boss to rage at him for lying and then to kick him out. FML

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Bad timing

By screwedupfuck - 27/03/2015 21:19 - United States - Lowell

Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML

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He who smelled it…

By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 15:08 - United States - Venus

Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 20:38 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

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Many such cases

By Anonymous - 10/04/2025 22:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was in a meeting at work, trying to keep my composure. I quietly shifted in my chair and accidentally let out a fart. It echoed in the conference room, and everyone stared at me in stunned silence. My boss sarcastically said, “Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” FML

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By FartMyLife - 11/08/2016 11:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, the VP of my company stopped by my desk to personally deliver praise on my recent performance. I watched in helpless horror as the noxious fart I had just released slapped him in the face. He was too polite to leave but gagged through his entire speech. If farts can kill careers... FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2015 01:18 - United States - Kingman

Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML

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By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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The sweet smell of success

By NoPromotionForYou - 07/05/2020 14:00

Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML

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Fouisgras 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:43

OP should post what city, haha

raiderh808 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:46

Politicians lol

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looloothing 9

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:42

what the hell? haa.

Fouisgras 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:43

OP should post what city, haha

ichat21 9

Sunday 19 July 2009 6:09

haha i agree. Which city was it? Maybe miami?

lexiieeex3 32

Friday 2 May 2014 8:50

Sounds like Bloomberg.

raiderh808 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:46

Politicians lol

nazooer 11

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:46

Omg hahahaa i haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

Yendil 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:29

Im in tears from laughing so hard

tick_tock 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:46

Wow, that REALLY sucks. That guy is a stinky ass bitch! What city??

suckager 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:47

Another reason people hate those sneaky bastards

sublime93 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:48

7th

kira1kira 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:49

he who smelt it delt it

DirtyDiana_fml 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:50

9th

airplanefood 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:51

Free brownie points for you at least?

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