By Blackfell - 07/08/2012 17:59 - United States

Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 081
You deserved it 2 559

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Get her back, give her lactation pills in her juice. They make her nipples produce milk.

Jeez. Next thing you know, you'll become nocturnal, cause she added your sleep aid pills to your morning coffee. That really sucks though OP. Try finding a better hiding place?

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That's horrible:(

All that energy for what? To end up masturbating?

Maybe she feels your not using enough energy in the bedroom.

Switch out her vitamins with testosterone pils and see how she likes it when she starts growing a beard

Not sure but wouldn't the two pills be different? Or like do you take medication without even checking what it is?

102, firstly if he takes them everyday, they're in the same place and same jar it's a possibility he doesn't look anymore and secondly there are a lot of pills that look the same, they probably have some sort of similarity. FYL op, if you were taking for a medical reason she should have known better and if she's doing to bring a bit more sex into the marriage, make that happen then take them? you may even naturally fall asleep after a good session! I dunno... just hope it works out for you :)

I guess your right I've only taken like 3 different pills and they've all been completely different so I just figured energy and sleeping pills should be different.

Kick that bitch.

Jeez. Next thing you know, you'll become nocturnal, cause she added your sleep aid pills to your morning coffee. That really sucks though OP. Try finding a better hiding place?

Hey guys this may not be a bad thing. This is an excuse to go clubbing all night! Jk that sucks sorry dude.

OR you could get back at her by switching her vibrator with a taser!

I don't understand what her motive could have been... Maybe it was an accident?

68- remind me to never piss you off.

Well that escalated quickly!

or find a new wife. maybe thats too extreme, lets go with the taser idea.

Well you know, you can put all that energy into some good ass sex c;

She Seems like one of those people who like to GO GO GO! And never want to rest. I'm sorry OP

When I read go go go!, I thought of Counterstrike...

Only one more month for a modable high grade fps.

When I read go go go, I thought of Sonic-X

I thought of the cat in the hat show.."let's go go go go, on an adventure...!"

111- Gotta go fast... :3

Maybe she doesn't want you to sleep...

My thoughts exactly. Take the hint OP shes giving you extra energy for it too!

Get her back, give her lactation pills in her juice. They make her nipples produce milk.

Well deduced, Watson.

Maybe replace her birth control pills with the energy pills?

Or a laxative.

13 - That's mean and considerate at the same time. She'll end up with a baby, but she'll have extra energy to take care of it.

OP she's trying to give you a hint with those pills.. Means you need to boost up your sex life.

Better plan: mix a hellish mixture of laxatives, ipecac, and LSD. Add it to her morning coffee.

and have a chance at killing her? maybe dial it down a bit.

Escalation is the only way to react to such an awesome prank

At least you won't sleep talk and reveal all your secrets :)

Ahh yes but the lack of sleep may leave Op shitting his pants when he sees a raccoon in his garbage bin.

Or maybe he will vigorously try to fellate himself while his girlfriend sleeps.

Pretty sure his blonde girlfriend gives good enough head for that to not be necessary. OP's wife, on the other hand...

So many references to other FML's in the same thread!.. its like christmas in .. um august

What a bitch! Is she trying to make you into an all night long sex machine? Seriously, that's fucked up though.

Switch her energy pills with sleeping pills! Imagine her boss's reaction when he finds her head on her desk, dead to the world.

His reaction would be to fire her leaving Op as their only source of income. So in other words bad plan.

12) your picture makes me sad.

I agree 51, its quite disgusting...

51 your picture makes me wanna get high as a mo fo

12) Change your picture to actual French toast so I can nom on you.