Today, my boyfriend wanted my emotional support after his other girlfriend hit him with a phone charger when she found out he had two girlfriends. Yes folks, the open relationship thing was news for me, too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that having an open relationship isn't all that great, when my boyfriend hooked up with his ex and dumped me for her. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's other girlfriend. She then informed me that he has a wife, and that they have an open relationship. Thanks for keeping me in the loop, honey. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend asked me for emotional support because his crazy new girlfriend hit him in the face over a text of mine. Fuck his life, as I was only asking for his mum's ravioli recipe, but I'm a little surprised he's already on vacation with the new girl just two weeks after our break-up. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
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RichardPencil 32
You should hit him with a more substantial appliance. Do you have an anvil handy?
Nazmazh 18
Doctors hate him! Local man discovers how to go from 2 girlfriends to 0 instantly!
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RichardPencil 32
You should hit him with a more substantial appliance. Do you have an anvil handy?
Nazmazh 18
Doctors hate him! Local man discovers how to go from 2 girlfriends to 0 instantly!
Marjo86 30
hit him with a phone charger too