By Myboyfriendisaromanticslob - 10/03/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
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atleast his intentions were good!

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sammieInsanityy 0
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that's disgusting, let's hope you re-cleaned them >.<

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babyblueyes 27
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first!!! and wait...that's not how it's done?

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sammieInsanityy 0
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that's disgusting, let's hope you re-cleaned them >.<

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fireice22 0
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I don't get it what is disgusting about this fml. I see nothing wrong besides the girl not offering to do the dishes after all the work the guy put into the meal.

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mariet_fml 23

@11: Because the boyfriend had already offered.

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denbeste 3

#15 it IS a typo, supposed to say "girlfriend"...

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AsianCookie247 14

WTF..

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Happygofucky 0
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Light......... Fading... Losing all hope.... For humanity... :(

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iluffmcrandbvb 1

yeah okay what was he suppost to say? "honey i made dinner now clean all this up"? yeah he would get slapped. girls dont have to do everything for you, fat, sexist pig.

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iluffmcrandbvb 1

yeah okay what was he suppost to say? "honey i made dinner now clean all this up"? yeah he would get slapped. girls dont have to do everything for you, fat, sexist pig.

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zendaddy0 0

whats wrong he did it the old fashioned way

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rarr 0

I love you 35

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ImmortalKratos 0

old fashioned way? cooking was strictly woman's work in the old days. oh what has the world come too. we should have never given them the right to vote

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ImmortalKratos 0

lol oh you women.

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theybebitchin 4
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she could help. fucking pms. To the OP, so he sets up a romantic dinner, and you just wanna go upstairs and "relax" while he cleans up the dinner HE MADE FOR YOU? Wow, you're a bitch. He deserves better. Albeit, if thats how he cleans up regularly, thats pretty gross. Still, OP, STFU you should have at least HELPED him clean up.

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vettle 6
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you need to get laid. holy shit.

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Mokiikom_fml 8

#120 You don't have much comprehension skills or social skills, do you?? Wow... good luck ever getting laid, it will be pretty hard.

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fap5v 2
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Hey sammieInsanity, you are very beautiful, please add me on facebook.

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crankg 3

BASICALLY the dude tore up his arse for a romantic dinner and B!TCH b!tches about his cleaning tequnices ?

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Jonah171 12
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Ooh, I am sorry she has a sense of hygiene. Sheesh people are idiots. If someone invited me to dinner then told me to clean up, I wouldn't be pleased. Isn't that normal?

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unfortunate_13 5
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atleast his intentions were good!

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chasin_butterfli 0
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I know, right? Most men I know can't even find the sink to set their dirty dishes in it.

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jess2gd4u 0
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u must hang around boys not men!

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missory_missouri 0
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Intentions = my butt! This guy has no sense of cleanliness! *Throws him in a cave.*

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CommonSenseKarma 17

... how old is this "man" you are dating?

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nonameheroes 0

he's trying to tell you to get your ass back in the kitchen where it belongs

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unfortunate_13 5
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those kitchen jokes are so 2010

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unfortunate_13 5
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back then it wasn't a joke! :)

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mats_fml 0
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it's not a joke now either!

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qwertyone 0

Wow people are so sensitive.

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likeyourelooking 6
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75-errrr........ what?

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jayfish7 0
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83 - lol, that's exactly what I was thinking

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EmElle88 9
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How often does he 'wash' them? Because if he does it a bit, surely you would have noticed. And if this is the first time he's done it, you just need to train him better =p

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allmine133 0

agreed.

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skulluks 0
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only person that needs to be trained is you to keep your ass in the kitchen where it belongs.

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CarlosCaps 0

ewwww sounds like my filthy ass roommate

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TigersLoveCinnam 0
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lol sounds just filthy in general! so many things health-wise that could go wrong with dirty dishes!!!

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gogokira 5
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Yeah my roomie does this too. I wash my dishes and keep them in my room.

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Jonkbaby 22
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that's how you do dishes. well, I mean I'm not a woman so I wouldn't know

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CutiePie_101 7
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And, you're not a man either.

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birds_fml 7

Is your boyfriend retarded or something?

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techweed 12
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yes ....... yes he is

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felipe87 2
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I think he is a genius because by doing the dishes like that, op will never let him do them again.

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Happygofucky 0
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Wow I would hate to see the state of his house/kitchen. He sounds rather disgusting.

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breezers101 0

agreed

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