By Anonymous - 21/09/2015 17:47 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, when I woke up, one half of my face was smooth and clear and the other half looked as if I got slapped by the Hand of Puberty itself. FML
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Welshite 39
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Now is the time to embrace your inner villain and call yourself Two-Face. Avoid bats if possible.

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Emma1562 35
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Well mine are in the shape of a mustache rn so you're okay

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random2212 16
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How is that even possible?

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MrSassypants 32
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I thought it was because someone shaved half of OP's face, but to be honest, I'm not entirely sure what happened.

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invadermaythe1st 35
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unwashed pillow/covers can make your face extra oily, causing breakouts.

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Hunthas 17

#27 is right, a lot of people break out on one side of their face if they don't move around in their sleep and don't change their pillow case often

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MrSassypants 32
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Oh....... well, that clears things up for me, but unfortunately not so much for OP.

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Welshite 39
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Now is the time to embrace your inner villain and call yourself Two-Face. Avoid bats if possible.

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leogachi 15

@2 This is the only possible choice Op can make.

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Lalala579121 27
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Harvey Dent... Can we trust him?

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bibble27 9

I need a follow up. If it was top and bottom halves it would kill the two face dream.

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cooltatgar 31

Harvey 2 face Dent ... is that you?!

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iAlissa 34
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Well, I guess to look on the brighter side of things, at least your whole face isn't like that. However, the fact that it's only on one side is so bizarre.

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EvilTurtle 35
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I'd honestly prefer my full face to be like than half, but that's just me.

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LizKhalifa7 9
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You should call in sick

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trucker2 33
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Well shaving should be a snap. Gotta love that rocky road.

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Emma1562 35
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Well mine are in the shape of a mustache rn so you're okay

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SimplyCyrax 17
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Interesting...

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christopherwilli 14
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Is your name by any chance Harvey Dent?

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twister45 17
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His name is anonymous. it's right there at the top.

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ahippienamedrae 10

Maybe try the power of makeup?

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katydid91 31

Make up clogs the pores on your face therefore causing more acne on your face if not properly removed.

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OysterPearls 33
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I think the power of Clearasil or Neutrogen would work better. Use a gentle facial cleanser, exfoliate gently twice a week, and make sure to stay moisturized OP!

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itsalanis 24
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Oh hormones. How they've tormented every child throughout their adolescent years. I'm sure there's some solutions you can do in the meantime. Wash your face after a shower, resort to medicines when needed, etc. Eventually it'll clear out or be gone completely, just give it time.

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leogachi 15

@11 If you use a mild scented shampoo, you can wash your face in the shower.

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itsalanis 24
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I do that. I have some mild dove head face, and after I wash my hair, I get a separate exfoliating cloth and gently go in circles on my face and forehead with the shampoo. Leaves my face smooth and oil-free, and I do it once every other day. c:

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