Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
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Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML
Today, I realized why my water bill has gone down so much. My 16 year old daughter now only feels it necessary to shower whenever her boyfriend is going to come over. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML
Today, I've found that the water bill has been much lower than usual as of late. I then realized that this is because I'm so depressed and hardly get out at all, that I've stopped showering or even taking care of myself in general. Who do I have to impress, anyway? FML
Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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Top comments
zoPwNAgEzo 21
I think he's hiding something from you
Keevarou 17
Why do you imply that he's gay or sexually confused? He may either not see his girlfriend attractive, or he needs some privacy and a place he can be alone, or he may be shy and not liking the thought of cleaning himself near the significant other, or maybe. Just maybe it's not his thing to shower with other people. Or the shower may be barely large enough for two people and it would be more of a hassle trying to fit Is there anything special showering with your gf anyway? It's just a regular shower anyway
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Comments (170)
erinchick1 7
10 to 1 he's got someone on the side cause I have a small shower and my fiancé and I shower together a lot. My ex however had someone else on the side and refused to shower with meat all cost.
Madden12 6
Did you shower with or without your tin foil cap? Correlation does not prove cause and effect. Even though your sample size is only n=1 anyway.
vabva 8
he refused to shower with meat? i would refuse to shower with meat too...i like to use a loofah and soap. seriously though, your logic is senseless. just because you have ONE example, doesnt mean EVERY situation is like that. i am very much in love with my husband, i am not cheating on him, and i dont like taking showers together.
metaphoristic 8
Hasty generalization!
ryggsekk 8
in my class, up to the eight grade, my classmates didn't shower after PE/Gym (don't know what it's called in english) beacuse we thought a guy was gay. ask him why the **** not he don't want to shower with you why should the comments give you the answer, go ask that ******
mikeymayhem_87 15
PE or Gym. And that has got to be one of craziest reasons not to shower lol
meihua 19
I am so confused
leadawg75 12
Me too.
Enslaved 38
Sounds like you might be guilty of hogging all the hot water.
perdix 31
Wow, that made me lose my morning wood! What's with all these FMLs about guys not being attracted to their girlfriends?!?! These days it's OK to be gay. In the recent past, gay guys would have to get girlfriends to hide their dirty little secret. It's 2012, come out already and quit misleading ugly girls.
Pazu_fml 10
Not finding an activity appealing doesn't mean a guy doesn't find his girlfriend appealing. OP sounds really insecure to make that jump.
Bad_LuckBrian 9
Everybody has private things to do in the shower, and he just doesn't want you disturbing him while he's thinking, or watching him. I'm still sorry, OP. A lot of boyfriends are dumbass douchebags, according to all the stories I've read about boyfriends on FML. Just don't take his response too seriously, it might make things even more awkward.
retrorewind 13
maybe because he's always the one that drops the soap
disney_blonde 16
For sexy time, it's a good idea. As a water saver, it won't work. Only one person can be in the water at a time, you have even less space than normal, and one person is always cold and out of the water so in reality it's going to take about twice as long and no water is actually saved. He's just being realistic.
The_F3rris 11
Sounds like you guys have some issues to work out.
bpayne1983 0
Amazes me you still refer to that mommas bitch boy as your bf
gottageek 17
I think this is just a get-over-it situation. I agree with a few posters, sometimes a shower is just much needed alone time. Yeah, you can have "fun" but when it comes down to the conventional purpose getting clean is easier when you don't have to tango around each other for water.
vbmg152 19
Agreed! You gotta remember, most of these people are teens & still have that romantic idea of what love is! I've been married over 23 years & we shower separately, always have!