Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
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Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, I've found that the water bill has been much lower than usual as of late. I then realized that this is because I'm so depressed and hardly get out at all, that I've stopped showering or even taking care of myself in general. Who do I have to impress, anyway? FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML
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Top comments
mnmolino 14
No shower? No sex.
tylersign 11
Jesus christ, then you must shower like 3 times a day!
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Comments (101)
BSwag40 0
Meh -.-
mnmolino 14
No shower? No sex.
mymonolife 0
Yup, hell to the no.
alone_unafraid 0
no sex, no bed.
bitchslapped22 14
No bed, no sleep
DKjazz 20
No sleep, no problem.
pinecone1414 6
No sleep, no soup for you.
CryMoreFMLs 14
Don't be silly, wash thay willie!
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
No soup, no poop
eurekaroy 6
Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?
xcowboys 0
C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Torva_fml 16
57- ******.
pyromania21 0
that's called slipping her the stinky salami
ashtonkay 7
Woah woah woah! Nnooooo bro. You bes wash your shit! That's it Jon, I'm tired of that smell.. What? No, that's not the same as having thunder down under. Jon get out. Get the **** get out. You whomp.
mnmolino 14
Huh?
SemperFi_23 6
Don't be a fool, clean your tool.
Mexicanbear234 0
Thats gross
slushpup9696 12
Well OP apparently didn't notice until the boyfriend told her.
LexiMariee16 0
He said he doesn't shower, but that doesn't mean he can't take a bath; which would take somewhat more water than a normal shower, which is what OP is complaining about.
ambamm135 7
I think it's safe to infer he doesn't bath any form at all
cheefer 0
His balls likely reek. How do you lay next to someone who smells like a spoiled butthole???
iTrevor 5
squidward smells...
IndiRae 9
That's weird... Whoever wrote their comment didn't finish. "Squidward smells---good"
CoolRainbowdash 15
Good
soccerguy2 11
At least he is saving money for you guys
tylersign 11
Jesus christ, then you must shower like 3 times a day!
eddeeezzyy 19
I didn't know that Jesus took 3 showers a day.
MyLifeIsWierd 12
What if he takes baths?
Arxikist 3
Then he must be Bi.
vitaldisplay 0
Just pay the bill are you broke?
THE_A_TEEN 27
I notice most of your comments get thumbed down. You really suck...
maryam8869 7
19 / why being rude ?
chickenwalrus 14
25, why being- shut the **** up
ilovebigtimerush 0
Dude, some people can't afford anything in this economy nowadays. Why are you being a jerk?
bfsd42 20
If you use the water, pay the damn bill. Otherwise you are a freeloader.
iam_yummylicious 12
GuIts funny how people complain about our economy and not being able to afford stuff when over a billion people don't even have access to clean water. They also generally live on less than a dollar a day.
iam_yummylicious 12
Its, not gults?! lol.
aceman1992 9
41- considering the government turned what should be a free resource into a monopoly, you sir can stfu.
Babyrobin001 0
U rlly r rude
katestrophic 6
I see a breakup in your future.
NoobHat 6
I don't. Maybe a shower though...?
Right_Click 12
Either a break-up/divorce or a lawsuit. That's how FML solves other people's problems for them: by suing, or divorcing...
clcbjj31 0
For you not to notice then he must hide it well.
thebaconweave 0
A lot of deodorant and cologne works really well
GraveRobber14 13
16- Sounds like you speak from experience...
n0obpr0 4
baby wipes do miracles
jvillan87 5
Yup. In the Army we call em field baths. Baby wipes FTW.