Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
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Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML
Today, I realized why my water bill has gone down so much. My 16 year old daughter now only feels it necessary to shower whenever her boyfriend is going to come over. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML
Today, I've found that the water bill has been much lower than usual as of late. I then realized that this is because I'm so depressed and hardly get out at all, that I've stopped showering or even taking care of myself in general. Who do I have to impress, anyway? FML
Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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Top comments
zoPwNAgEzo 21
I think he's hiding something from you
Keevarou 17
Why do you imply that he's gay or sexually confused? He may either not see his girlfriend attractive, or he needs some privacy and a place he can be alone, or he may be shy and not liking the thought of cleaning himself near the significant other, or maybe. Just maybe it's not his thing to shower with other people. Or the shower may be barely large enough for two people and it would be more of a hassle trying to fit Is there anything special showering with your gf anyway? It's just a regular shower anyway
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Comments (170)
linkinpark98 24
Maybe he doesn't want to knock you over, leaving you passed out in the tub while he watches TV.
JustTemporary 24
Some people just don't like the idea of it. This isn't so much an FML as just an everyday occurrence. Big deal you found out you are more perverted than your boyfriend.
Crazberry 5
How is shower sex perverted? I agree with 15, the actual sex isn't the most comfortable thing ever, but it makes for great foreplay if you do it right ;)
gabrielle01 0
Oh and how is it done right, fucktard
Madden12 6
#29 Wouldn't you like to know.
Crazberry 5
Well, soapy water... Steam... Come on 29 do you really need me to spell it out for you?
drunkandfml 11
Showering together costs more, doesn't it?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
No. No it doesn't.
Tezoma 28
If he doesn't want to see you nekkid in the shower, suggest a bathing suit! Jay kay, jay kay. Fizz your life.
Madden12 6
Kinda funny but "nekkid".. seriously? It takes longer to write than naked, I don't get it.
spazz666 18
I... Think I just lost 10 IQ points reading this comment......
Tezoma 28
It didn't take long to swype it into my phone. My comnents aren't supposed to sound smart. I know being up at whatever in the morning is an unacceptable excuse, so I shall blame the fact that I am your everyday teenager minus the friends. Please excuse my stupid comment.
KiddNYC1O 22
Fizz your life? That's funny. Fo shizzle mah nizzle.
Madden12 6
He might have been joking. No need for fml pity. He's living with you.. has to value you more than you're implying. Develop thicker skin.
fadingaway 17
What's with all these people being repulsed by their significant others?
spazz666 18
I don't think repulsed is the word you were going for. Try denied, or rejected.
Redox127 7
No 58, I think repulsed was the word she was going for. As in why is the guy repulsed by his girlfriend. You were thinking in the wrong point of view.
Redox127 7
Which, after reading your info, is pretty ironic.
fadingaway 17
Nope, repulsed is exactly what I meant, referring to the boyfriend in this post and the guy in the the other post who lost his boner after seeing a picture of his girlfriend.
DocBastard 40
Sounds like your sex life is all washed up.
DigBick 0
I see what you did there.
Fmlsea 28
wow sounds like you're really loved .
Madden12 6
What a bee-ostrichy kind of thing to say.
spazz666 18
Who are you to say if OP's boyfriend loves her or not due to one little FML story? Here, let me play your game with you. Oh! Why are you so bitter towards relationships? Get dumped recently? Maybe it's cause you told your significant other that he/she didn't love you. Please don't assume you know ANYONE in FML, because for all you know OP could be a terrible bitch and maybe she tries to force her Boyfriend to do EVERYTHING as a couple.
Lunachic91 6
Is it possible that with work, school, you, kids or whatever else he is up to on a daily basis, shower time is his alone time, where he can be alone with his thoughts and chill out? The idea of consistently showering together for financial reasons (you didn't mention anything other that that) might be smothering to him. It doesn't mean he finds you unattractive. Don't be so sensitive.
vbmg152 19
Absolutely right!!! You gotta remember, most of these people are teens & still have that romantic idea of what love is! I've been married over 23 years & we shower separately, always have!
badam_fml 6
Somebody wants to be single
Madden12 6
Seriously? How does that warrant breaking up. Fml's are designed to provide very limited data so for you to make such a knee-jerk call, kinda scary.
jbsington 8
Who? Is it you? Oh please tell me I'm dying to know!