Kidblocked

By Anonymous - 03/07/2012 23:50 - Australia - Melbourne

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Today, I discovered that my wife actually encourages my three year-old son to sleep in our bed, as a buffer against any romantic advances. FML
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zandalee 19

Time to ask her why. Did she have a good sex drive before you guys had children? Do you still romance her? When was the last time you guys went on a date? Think about why she doesn't want to make love. Is she too exhausted? Do you help around the place?

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xSheaa 7

When people leave useless comments that have no worth to the OP or anyone.

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omgcookeys 15

25, When people don't finish their sentences.

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TriflingAllDay 6

Why did you have to ruin it.

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1awliet 8

When water splashes on my ass while taking a shit.

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Bluekaren16 19

72 get a bidet. Those are very satisfying.

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vol4life 6

With a kid in the room no one is sucking anything

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Michael_92 20

No No No you suck!

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tmaq973 7

I would say that it would suck balls, but you're three year old prevents it.

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wow_idc 0

Your child is young, so I'm assuming you are relatively young too, OP, and if your relationship is this frayed so early on, imagine the later years! Maybe you were just being too maudlin...

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unknown_user5566 26

Cockblock indeed. Tell him to climb back into his race car bed, and all will be fine.

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mylifesucks_fml 1

sounds like you and your wife might need to have a little talk...

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LO388 7

Aww another sexless marriage. Oops, sorry for being redundant...

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doctorhook86 24

**** your wife, OP; she obviously sucks. Oh wait, that's the problem...

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snowmount07 6

Toddler blocked?

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yahoowizard 16

Haha, although she's doing most of the blocking...not sure the kid's at fault

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laden_swallow09 34

Nah. In this case, the kid is merely a tool, a means to his wife's ends. His wife's frigid, distant ends.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Tiny-**** block.

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theamazingone_12 7

thats no bueno senor, hope you can figure out a solution to your predicament

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Byahhh 3

And no ***** were given.

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22cute 17

One solution is to start your romantic advances OUTSIDE the bedroom. Romance her throughout the day & she'll be interested by bedtime. Another is to get more creative with quickies and venues. Little kids make sex difficult in the best of relationships.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Ray Barone tried that with Debra but for the opposite. So she could let him breath in bed.

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brackaman 18

It seems like her nether regions come with a child lock.

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tmaq973 7

I'd say that it sucks balls, but your three year old prevents that.

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shawnaishere 14

That's sad, makes me how you found out though

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