Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
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Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML
Today, I realized why my water bill has gone down so much. My 16 year old daughter now only feels it necessary to shower whenever her boyfriend is going to come over. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML
Today, I've found that the water bill has been much lower than usual as of late. I then realized that this is because I'm so depressed and hardly get out at all, that I've stopped showering or even taking care of myself in general. Who do I have to impress, anyway? FML
Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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Top comments
zoPwNAgEzo 21
I think he's hiding something from you
Keevarou 17
Why do you imply that he's gay or sexually confused? He may either not see his girlfriend attractive, or he needs some privacy and a place he can be alone, or he may be shy and not liking the thought of cleaning himself near the significant other, or maybe. Just maybe it's not his thing to shower with other people. Or the shower may be barely large enough for two people and it would be more of a hassle trying to fit Is there anything special showering with your gf anyway? It's just a regular shower anyway
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Comments (170)
flutter4 7
Sorry guys...wrong FML
flutter4 7
My kids all slept with me and my husband when they were little. We just got creative :)
simonsaysYDI 8
2 shower heads people, then it's fine for both (Doesn't save much water though =P) Yeah it might be a pain to schedule, but if you're both up and need to shower, no reason one person can't hop in with the other. They don't NEED to start and end at exactly the same time, the guy can get out when he's done if he's faster, and it will still save water since there's an overlap.
Angelrae 5
Wow... That sucks
trinibrit 7
LEAVE HIM NOW
Drizzelhell 3
I'll take a shower with ya ;)
vbmg152 19
Some people prefer to shower alone! I've never been a fan of showering together! We've been married over 23 years & we shower separately! No big deal!
wafey 2
Hahahah
DownHillGreyGuy 2
Could be two things: 1. Maybe he doesn't feel comfortable washing his asshole, dick, and balls with you right there. I'm sure you'd rather have a high water bill and shower alone than have a guy who doesn't clean his asshole and dick and balls, or watch him clean his asshole, dick and balls. 2. Get a gym membership.
Brilliant66star 17
Low-grade depression going on here..? It doesn't seem like he can find anything nice to say about anything... Or anyone (yes, I mean you!). When my already 'thrifty' bf would rather have any one of our expenses increase than shower with me... It's about over.
noisebox 1
If he doesn't I'm willing to...