Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
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Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML
Today, I realized why my water bill has gone down so much. My 16 year old daughter now only feels it necessary to shower whenever her boyfriend is going to come over. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML
Today, I've found that the water bill has been much lower than usual as of late. I then realized that this is because I'm so depressed and hardly get out at all, that I've stopped showering or even taking care of myself in general. Who do I have to impress, anyway? FML
Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21
I think he's hiding something from you
Keevarou 17
Why do you imply that he's gay or sexually confused? He may either not see his girlfriend attractive, or he needs some privacy and a place he can be alone, or he may be shy and not liking the thought of cleaning himself near the significant other, or maybe. Just maybe it's not his thing to shower with other people. Or the shower may be barely large enough for two people and it would be more of a hassle trying to fit Is there anything special showering with your gf anyway? It's just a regular shower anyway
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Comments (170)
stormchaser24 24
I get free water, but FYL
Albarufus 13
Kick him out. Problem solved.
violetwonder 9
Buuuurrrnnnn
SimplyEerb 3
Hopefully he was joking...
ElizaAnne 7
i agree with the people saying that this isn't that big of a deal. to be honest i would have probably said the same thing as him. once in a while is great, but every day to save money... that would drive me crazy. showers are a time to think,reflect etc. having another person in there cld become crowded and irritating.
vbmg152 19
You gotta remember, most of these people are teens & still have that romantic idea of what love is! I've been married over 23 years & we shower separately, always have!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well to be honest, I understand him. Once and a while it’s fun, but if I had to shower with my boyfriend everyday, it would drive me mad. Plus, there are other ways to reduce your bill. - turn the tap off when you are brushing your teeth - avoid baths - have an economy flush installed in your toilets - use a dishwasher instead of washing by hand if you have one (unlike what most people think, dishwashers are more eco-friendly if you run it when it is completely full) - same for the laundry machine, make sure to run it only when it is fully loaded Small gestures, big savings :)
vbmg152 19
You're right. You gotta remember, most of these people are teens & still have that romantic idea of what love is! I've been married over 23 years & we shower separately, always have!
mariet_fml 23
Turning the water off while you are washing your body can also help. I turn the water off right after I wash the shampoo out. Don't turn it back on until after my hair is has conditioner in it and my whole body is sudsed up. Some people might not like this, but if it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.
inventindascene 5
U ever fell in the shower .... Not worth it
ultra_notorious 26
try cowgirl then!
notyobabymomma 4
You must waste a lot of water for it to be high... Our sink has a constant drip that our landlord hasn't fixed and we pay $11 a month
15949058 4
Well maybe he isn't ready to be naked with you or something similar. Sorry that you are unhappy but just wait, he may come around.
ultra_notorious 26
Lovely, I love showering with a girl. Count me in if you want to save on water.