Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
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Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML
Today, I realized why my water bill has gone down so much. My 16 year old daughter now only feels it necessary to shower whenever her boyfriend is going to come over. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML
Today, I've found that the water bill has been much lower than usual as of late. I then realized that this is because I'm so depressed and hardly get out at all, that I've stopped showering or even taking care of myself in general. Who do I have to impress, anyway? FML
Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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Top comments
zoPwNAgEzo 21
I think he's hiding something from you
Keevarou 17
Why do you imply that he's gay or sexually confused? He may either not see his girlfriend attractive, or he needs some privacy and a place he can be alone, or he may be shy and not liking the thought of cleaning himself near the significant other, or maybe. Just maybe it's not his thing to shower with other people. Or the shower may be barely large enough for two people and it would be more of a hassle trying to fit Is there anything special showering with your gf anyway? It's just a regular shower anyway
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Comments (170)
nvo 6
Maybe that is his favorite way of jacking off? Still, not nice to be so abrupt about it...
RulerFourEntity 1
Now normally I'd say he's a dumbass, but their might be something going on with him. If not, wtf is wrong with this dude?
diamondbaby16 4
Woah . So mean
saint_sinner_JA 0
insted of people saying he is " questioning hi sexuality" people should think. he might need some alone time.
kraz8 1
Beginning of the end, don't sign a lease renewal with him...
CastielJ 6
Lose some weight. Or buy 2 Rubber Ducks and be play mates in a bubble-bath.
simbaiscute 5
Ouch
Lorean 6
Was he serious ?.. cuz that's ****** up
argybargy 3
You spelled "ex-boyfriend" wrong.
ravey 0
Either he just brutally insulted you, or he enjoys the alone time, and the ability to contemplate life, that a shower provides. Lol