Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
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marinus_fml
| 19
Respect his decision. Self centered bitch.
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atthegates
| 0
disagree. guy code states that showers with women are mandatory
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marinus_fml
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VinegarStrokes
| 0
Lol... Win.
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DropDead77
| 11
agreed.
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atthegates
| 0
disagree. guy code states that showers with women are mandatory
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ijrnelson
| 0
62s amendment of 47s guy rule stands. Afros > girl I'm shower.
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Di55le
| 9
I second this!
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iloveyouchung
| 0
you asshole
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bbbabe
| 0
how is she a self-centered bitch?
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california283
| 6
man up boy.
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dabom392
| 4
r those size A. bras i c?
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lajaynay
| 15
itty bitty titty committee
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Mubus
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60: Your profile pic is just pure awsomeness :)
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Nick_1993
| 2
Boobs are boobs. they are all nice!!
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Zufallian
| 34
If this were a guy writing this FML you wouldn't be saying that.
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techweed
| 12
he's implying that you're ugly
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sweetcheeksjvl
| 0
or he doesn't like her body..?
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ILoveEggnog
| 7
Same thing.
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Garyy_fml
| 11
Or that he's a puss that doesnt want to get his hair wet.
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flighted
| 1
no lol sounds like my boyfriend. we both have curly hair but when he's got his hair looking nice he won't even lean back on a chair in the car for fear of rubbing his head on the head rest "I don't wanna mess up my haaiirr!!!" lol. men.
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konjaman
| 0
maybe he knew you were gonna get him back for what he did to you last time. "refers to older fml"
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blake4months
| 0
Heh heh golden shower!!!
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m0tl3ycru3
| 0
a wig
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foilindo
| 0
maybe he wasn't drunk enough!!! lol
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Ali_Br_fml
| 33
Song blaring in the background -You're pretty when I'm drunk, You're pretty when I'm drunk, You're pretty when I'm drunk...-
"But I'm not drunk enough..."
"But I'm not drunk enough..."
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Ali_Br_fml
| 33
Song blaring in the background -You're pretty when I'm drunk, You're pretty when I'm drunk, You're pretty when I'm drunk...-
"But I'm not drunk enough..."
"But I'm not drunk enough..."
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lolgiraffe_fml
| 0
Vellus hair
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Ann23
| 7
turn down sex, see what he does then !
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foilindo
| 0
he'll have it with someone else!!! lol
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hypnotiq_trini
| 0
lmao ^
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dreamering
| 16
9. I don’t think that strategy will work. There are lots of other substitutes out there; hands, hookers, dolls, other girlfriends, chickens, cows, apple pies etc, etc, etc.
How about talking to him instead ;)
How about talking to him instead ;)
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srhshl
| 9
OP can even keep with the theme.
"Sorry babe, not now. I don't want to get my vagina wet!"
"Sorry babe, not now. I don't want to get my vagina wet!"
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dcats
| 13
apparently, he doesn't want to get his penis wet either.
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ritbbehindu
| 0
dcat, what's up with your pic?
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dreamering
| 16
She's trying not get wet.
Will look like idiots when she will change her picture.
Will look like idiots when she will change her picture.
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tree07
| 1
shes got nice tits tho lol
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Michigan_Girl
| 0
shoulda told him to put a plastic bag over his hair lol!
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BraBrando
| 0
Suffocation?!
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WompWompWomp123
| 7
Get him a shower cap. BAM - problem solved!
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Igor_g5
| 0
If it's at nite I don't like to get my hair wet either. Cuz it's really long. But I'll take a shower with you. F the hair.