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Lol... Win.

agreed.

disagree. guy code states that showers with women are mandatory

62s amendment of 47s guy rule stands. Afros > girl I'm shower.

I second this!

you asshole

how is she a self-centered bitch?

man up boy.

r those size A. bras i c?

itty bitty titty committee

60: Your profile pic is just pure awsomeness :)

Boobs are boobs. they are all nice!!

If this were a guy writing this FML you wouldn't be saying that.

he's implying that you're ugly

or he doesn't like her body..?

Same thing.

Or that he's a puss that doesnt want to get his hair wet.

no lol sounds like my boyfriend. we both have curly hair but when he's got his hair looking nice he won't even lean back on a chair in the car for fear of rubbing his head on the head rest "I don't wanna mess up my haaiirr!!!" lol. men.

maybe he knew you were gonna get him back for what he did to you last time. "refers to older fml"

Heh heh golden shower!!!

a wig

maybe he wasn't drunk enough!!! lol

Song blaring in the background -You're pretty when I'm drunk, You're pretty when I'm drunk, You're pretty when I'm drunk...-
"But I'm not drunk enough..."

Song blaring in the background -You're pretty when I'm drunk, You're pretty when I'm drunk, You're pretty when I'm drunk...-
"But I'm not drunk enough..."

Vellus hair

turn down sex, see what he does then !

he'll have it with someone else!!! lol

lmao ^

9. I don’t think that strategy will work. There are lots of other substitutes out there; hands, hookers, dolls, other girlfriends, chickens, cows, apple pies etc, etc, etc.

How about talking to him instead ;)

OP can even keep with the theme.
"Sorry babe, not now. I don't want to get my vagina wet!"

apparently, he doesn't want to get his penis wet either.

dcat, what's up with your pic?

She's trying not get wet.

Will look like idiots when she will change her picture.

shes got nice tits tho lol

shoulda told him to put a plastic bag over his hair lol!

Suffocation?!

Get him a shower cap. BAM - problem solved!

If it's at nite I don't like to get my hair wet either. Cuz it's really long. But I'll take a shower with you. F the hair.