Lol... Win.

agreed.

disagree. guy code states that showers with women are mandatory

62s amendment of 47s guy rule stands. Afros > girl I'm shower.

I second this!

you asshole

how is she a self-centered bitch?

r those size A. bras i c?

itty bitty titty committee

60: Your profile pic is just pure awsomeness :)

Boobs are boobs. they are all nice!!

If this were a guy writing this FML you wouldn't be saying that.

or he doesn't like her body..?

Same thing.

Or that he's a puss that doesnt want to get his hair wet.

no lol sounds like my boyfriend. we both have curly hair but when he's got his hair looking nice he won't even lean back on a chair in the car for fear of rubbing his head on the head rest "I don't wanna mess up my haaiirr!!!" lol. men.

Heh heh golden shower!!!

Song blaring in the background -You're pretty when I'm drunk, You're pretty when I'm drunk, You're pretty when I'm drunk...- "But I'm not drunk enough..."

Song blaring in the background -You're pretty when I'm drunk, You're pretty when I'm drunk, You're pretty when I'm drunk...- "But I'm not drunk enough..."

he'll have it with someone else!!! lol

lmao ^

9. I don’t think that strategy will work. There are lots of other substitutes out there; hands, hookers, dolls, other girlfriends, chickens, cows, apple pies etc, etc, etc. How about talking to him instead ;)

OP can even keep with the theme. "Sorry babe, not now. I don't want to get my vagina wet!"

apparently, he doesn't want to get his penis wet either.

dcat, what's up with your pic?

She's trying not get wet. Will look like idiots when she will change her picture.

shes got nice tits tho lol

Suffocation?!

If it's at nite I don't like to get my hair wet either. Cuz it's really long. But I'll take a shower with you. F the hair.