Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML
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Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
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no1askdu 5
man that really sux...better hit him up for that child support
sam_stalker 0
He's a douchebag, let him leave But make him pay child support ((;
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zanthrax 0
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Why can't you sleep together after a cesarean? Oh, you mean 'have sex'. FDY for not being able to simple call thing by their name.
decibel_beads 0
Just because it took you more than 3 seconds to understand the phrase... That can't be why he's leaving - that asshole must be covering for something else. Nobody deserves that.
ohheykiwi 2
What'd FDY?
FreedomFirst 0
You're obviously stoned....
coopcas 0
@15: What are you going on about? To "sleep together" is common slang for sex, and calling her out on that is bullshit. Go crawl in a hole and die with Saddam Hussein, jackass.
PurpleHaze23 0
You LEGEND!
MissxKim 0
lol #15
Siren_00 0
If that's how he reacts to fathering a child, make sure he can't have anymore. Kick him where it hurts. You know what I mean.
lesp 6
Wow. You REALLY know how to pick a winner. FYL
Mnemic 6
I agree with #1, #10, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #12, #13, #18 and #19 :-P
you_know_who10 0
haha that made me laugh
24788 7
Some people need to be castrated... Why would you leave someone over that? Guess having a kid means nothing to him.
Gir711 0
#24 - Agreed. Needs to be. ^_^
kpohil 13
may not be his kid.
melikeulongtime 4
I laughed at first- I couldn't help it. Seiously speaking though, if you keep him, you've earned a winner for life.
mura_fml 0
I have to agree that it sounds like a very lame excuse. Either he has realized that he doesn't want to take care of a baby or he's tired of you and doesn't like the changes your body has most likely gone through. Either way, he's a douchebag and you're better off without him.
FlaminYawn 0
my wife just gave birth 5 weeks ago, and I can tell you he's NOT leaving because of sex...it might be a combo of losing attraction to you plus not being man enough to be a father, but he found it easier to blame it on something ridiculous because he's weak-minded and immature. I bet you're young and the baby was an accident huh?
Harpy20 24
Wow, you seem like a prick too.
kpohil 13
or not his kid. They no married we don't know. plus chances are she treats him like shut most of the time